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Chapter One
Nancy Mitford
Mid-March 1931
Darling Evelyn,
There is no place more perfect to wear a divine coral tiara than oneās own fabulously orchestrated book launch party. Especially when the evening crush is hosted by my own famous younger sister, Diana, Lady Guinness.
Though I would have been happy to drink from a bottle running through the street dressed as a character in my book, my sisterāyou know how she isāhas insisted on throwing a soiree, and will no doubt outdo herself. A sentiment felt deep in my heart since my parents have always looked down their noses at my prose. But not you, my darling friend, not you.
Until then . . .
Love from,
Nancy
IN THE HOUSE ON Buckingham Street, a stoneās throw from the royal palace, golden light dripped from every crystal chandelier. Gardenias, roses and lilies overflowed from dozens of Waterford vases. An eight-piece jazz ensemble played a mixture of the latest hits and older, less jazzy, favorites sure to get even the elder generation dancing.
The posh four-story brick manse was elbow-to-elbow with amusing people, grasping crystal coupe glasses from the champagne tower. Half the guests were clever; the other half hoped to be photographed. All of them were here for the free champagne and delicate canapĆ©s being passed by footmen outfitted in Guinness liveryāhow patrician.
Upon first entry to the famed house, there were stacks of hardback copies of Highland Fling with my name in bold across the jacket. Each invitee would take home their copy of my first novel, my neat autograph scrawled inside and a caption Iād brilliantly coined myself: For the illusionists in us all, with love, Nancy Mitford.
Amongst the one hundred or so acquaintances in attendance, there were only a slight few who would understand the meaning behind the words. And oh, how they grinned like mischievous fiends.
While the guests and entertainment attested to my sister and her husbandās joie de vivre, the houseās furnishings were stiffāand so were at least a dozen old biddiesāand dripped of my mother-in-law decorated. How very miserable for my sister.
One piece leapt outāthe abstract art from the hoax the lot of us had played on society two years agoāwhere it hung prominently in the drawing room. We still laughed about the creation of the anonymous and talented artist āBruno Hatā and subsequent bogus exhibition that had scores of our friends bidding on a unique and quite hideous corkboard and rope-framed piece.
There was only one thing missing from the celebrationāmy love, Hamish St. Clair-Erskine. My sometimes fiancĆ© and sometimes not. Right now, we were not. Still, I longed for his return. Longed to laugh again as he made me laugh. But after his latest debacle at uni, his parents had sent him off to New York City. Oh, bother, why did they seek to destroy a perfectly extraordinary man?
With the last of the books autographed, I smiled at those guests hovering near the marble table Iād used to sign. I stretched my fingers, in dire need of a champagne coupe, or maybe something a little stronger: a cocktail with a dash of cherry.
Squeezing through the horde of bodies, I made my way to the tower of bubbly only to be intercepted by one of my dear friends.
āWhy, if it isnāt the brilliant Evelyn Waugh,ā I gushed, tugging him into my arms. Looking dapper and tan from his recent trek across the globe, he seemed in good spirits after the not-so-unfortunate demise of his marriage to that horrible cow whoād so sorely abused him.
āAnd if it isnāt my equal in clever articulation as well as good looks, Nancy Mitford.ā
I laughed, the first true one of the evening. Weād kept in touch over the months through letters, and thank goodness for that. Evelyn encouraged my pursuit from writing columns in The Lady to becoming a novelist.
āHave you thrown us all aside yet for a life of luxury and success?ā he teased.
āNever! Itās a silly book. Really, darling, I only wrote it because I wanted one hundred pounds.ā I laughed and tapped him on the hand clasped in mine, as the sound of another champagne bottle being popped sent out exuberant cries from the occupants.
āI daresay you will see a lot more than one hundred, and we will all be insanely jealous,ā Evelyn teased as our friend Nina Siefield joined us, swirling an olive in her martini glass.
āAs long as it keeps me dressing better, what more could I care for?ā I flashed a playful smile. I spoke the truth, but also not the truth. Writing Highland Fling had been uproarious fun, and while I wanted to have the same success as Evelyn for his novel Vile Bodies, I truly gloried in finally having some extra funds.
Being from upper-class stock didnāt always bode well for pin money. While Diana now lived a life of divine luxury with her new, wealthy husbandāheir to the Guinness fortuneāour parents had always kept a tight rein on what meager means their noble titles afforded them. We were cash poor always, to the point where our mother sold eggs from the family hens.
āIndeed,ā Nina mused. āYou will be a literary star, darling. Incomparable. Now, Evelyn, come dance with me, for Iām growing bored as sin.ā
āIām next, Evelyn, darling. I want to hear all about your exploits in Africa,ā I called after them.
Evelyn took Ninaās nearly empty martini and guzzled the last dregs.
Nina flashed me a wink and dragged our friend toward the dance floor, where the band struck up a rousing song full of trumpets and saxes blowing, drums beating. The entire room was a veritable whoās who of Bright Young Things, as the grouchy old set liked to call us. We were the prominent youths born to aristocrats and socialites. That coveted set of young persons who cared not a whit for being followed and photographed.
The grouches thought us wicked, an absolute disgrace to all the rules of the older generation. We threw extravagant parties to excess, laughed a little too vulgarly, traipsed about London in costume on elaborate treasure hunts, drank an unhealthy amount of champagne and showed entirely too much ankle and leg. In short, the Great War was over, and we were determined to enjoy ourselves.
In need of air, I searched for an exit, my gaze scanning over another of my good friends, who happened to be the cover illustrator for Highland Fling. Mark Ogilvie-Grant waved me toward the floor, where the rest of our friends tapped their feet and swung their arms in time to the music.
I turned away as if Iād not seen him at all. I couldnāt face his knowing look of sympathy. Mark alone was privy to me putting my head in a comradeās oven last month, prepared to let the anesthetic sensation of the gas take me away from a world that made me miserable. Iād not even had the courage to share it with Evelyn.
Tears struck the backs of my eyes, but I downed my champagne, reaching for another with the dazzling smile Iād been able to perfect since birth.
āDarling Nancy!ā a thick male voice said from behind. āDance with me, you gorgeous creature.ā
With a smile I didnāt feel, I whirled into the outstretched arms of the ruggedly handsome, and utterly dull, Hugh Smiley. Charming and rich. Everything a woman should want in a husband. I almost said yes when heād asked me. But I could never marry another when I pictured myself with Hamish. I had this vision of me penning passages in my latest novel, while he regaled our growing family with stories of the hunt.
āOnly because you look so dashing in your new dinner jacket.ā I tossed back all of my champagne and then gave him my hand.
āYou are the very vision of glamour.ā Hugh kissed my hand and placed it on his muscled shoulderālarger, I suspected, from his time as a grenadierāour bodies rocked into the glee of a Charleston that Adele Astaire had taught us one night out on the town a few years back.
āGlamour is but a dizzying illusion, darling.ā I winked. āDonāt you read the papers?ā
Hugh laughed, though his eyes widened with the slightest hint of befuddlementāwitty chatter always did bog down the slow-grinding gears of his brain. āDo you mean to say waking with a headache and blisters on your feet is not the picture of opulence?ā
āIt is much more fun to imagine us all playing bridge until weāre sliding under tables, too drunk to keep our seats. Or running amok through the streets of Piccadilly dressed in royal costume.ā
āOr gambling away our fortunes,ā he followed with a toothy grin.
I laughed because I had no fortune to lose, and because Hugh was at least smart enough not to do as he suggested. Poor lamb worked so hard to prove he wasnāt a dullard. A big blond oaf with gobs of money. If I married him, I could go about town in the latest fashions, ride in fancy cars and dine nightly at the Ritz, but Iād much rather have my mind tingle in delight of someone with a modicum of intelligence than a bursting purse.
āMay I cut in?ā Markās intelligent blue eyes sparkled, a touch on the wicked side, with his blond hair a bit disheveled.
If only he had asked me to wed him, I might have been persuaded to let Hamish slip away. Rakish and clever, he was a friend I could always count on when I wanted to have a rollicking good time, or an ear to divulge my darkest secrets.
Hugh flashed an irritated smile. āWeāre notāā he started to argue, but I took my hand from his shoulder and passed it to Mark.
āNow, darlings, thereās plenty of Nancy to go around.ā A lie, a bitter lie, for there was barely enough of me for myself.
āIāve saved you from that half-wit,ā Mark said in a conspiratorial whisper.
āWe are but a lot of beautiful butterflies.ā
Mark looked about him suddenly, then turned back with a wicked grin. āApologies, for a moment I thought your father had walked into the room.ā
āOh, Mark, you are one of Farveās favorites, not like the other puppies.ā
āNow a question for the witty author. Tell me, dear, who is this hero in Highland Fling based on?ā Markās eyes skipped about the lively room, coming back to me. āOr is he not in attendance?ā
Was it so obvious? Hamish could always draw a crowdāever the hero. Flamboyant, loud and charming. He was as likely to down five brandies and call for a game of charades as he was to announce they were all going shooting at his familyās castle in Scotland.
Oh, ...