Dear Susan B. Anthony:
I have very bad news for you. Youâre dead. Really dead. Like, over one hundred years dead. Like, right now, you are dust and bones in the cemetery of your old hometown, Rochester, New York.
Sorry.
You are probably thinking, What the heck? If I am dead, why are you writing to me?
Congratulations! Even though you are dead, you are not forgotten! You are still remembered for being a brave and determined defender of womenâs rights, especially womenâs suffrage. That is the fancy name for women voting, even though I think suffrage should be the name for not being able to vote, because it sounds like the suffering you would have to go through if everybody thought your voice didnât matter one speck.
Since I am also a brave and determined defender of all the rights of all the people, I thought you would like to know that I am thinking about you.
Plus, Mr. Springer is making me.
Mr. Springer is my fifth-grade teacher. Every year he assigns this thing called the Hero Project. All of his students have to choose a personal hero. They can choose anyone they want, as long as the person is dead. Mr. Springer used to let kids choose living heroes, but then the live heroes kept doing horrible things and ruining everyoneâs projects. Luckily, dead heroes canât surprise you like that. We are going to do a bunch of research and assignments on our heroes and basically use them to learn stuff about language arts, history, and even math and science. Mr. Springer is always trying to find sneaky ways to get us interested in what heâs teaching.
One of the main things we have to do for the Hero Project is write our heroes letters, andâduhâthat is what I am doing.
Since this is our first letter, we are supposed to tell you a little bit about ourselves. So, hello! I am a Susan B. too. My B stands for Babuszkiewicz.
Donât freak out! Itâs easier to pronounce than it looks. Ba-boo-ska-wits. Hear how it rolls off the tongue? Itâs actually kind of pretty, donât you think? It sounds like something a bird might sing or that a Tupperware might burp.
Unfortunately, most peopleâespecially teachersâdonât seem to agree on the beauty of my last name. They see a word like Babuszkiewicz on the first day of class, and their eyes get kind of squinty, and their voices get kind of stuck in their throats, and, after a pause, they say, âSusan?â
Sometimes it ends there. When I started my tap-dancing class, for example, my teacher did the old squint, throat-stuck, pause, âSusan?â
And I did the old âYou can call me Susie.â
And we both sort of pretended I was one of those Beyoncé-type celebrities who only have one name.
But that is not what happens here at Mary Routt Elementary School in the beautiful town of Claremont, California. That is because there is another Susan in fifth grade, Susan Gupta. She goes by Susie too, but she is original and hip and spells her name Soozee, which I wish I had thought of doing first, but those are the breaks.
This is the first year that Soozee and I havenât been in the same class. And soâuntil this yearâteachers would always look at me, Susie Babuszkiewicz, with my regular, boring clothes and my goofy cowlick right in the front of my boring, not blond, not brown hair, and then they would look at Soozee Gupta, with her interesting French braids and her fun, hip outfits that often involve cool hats and sometimes even scarves, and they would give her the glorious name âSoozeeâ and me the name âSusie B.â
As a person who cared about equality, I bet that this upsets you. I bet youâre thinking, Hold the phone! Why should she be plain Soozee and not you? Why should you be stuck with an initial tacked to the back of your boringly spelled first name? If anything, you should be plain Susie because B comes before G in the alphabet. It makes sense that the first person on the roll sheet should get dibs on being called by just their first name.
I hear you, Susan B. Anthony, and there was a time when I used to feel the same way, which is maybe why I keep my distance from Soozee Gupta, even though she is a pretty nice person who I have no other complaints about. But then something happened, and I learned to really like being called Susie B.
Youâre going to like this story, Susan B. Anthony. Itâs good.
It all happened back in second grade, when I was in reading lab.
Now, seeing that you lived from 1820 to 1906 (which is an important fact that I am supposed to include in this letter), you are probably asking yourself, Holy moly, what in the world is reading lab?
Reading lab is this place kids go if they need extra help with reading, except that it is not really a lab. It is just a little bitty room next to the library with lots of posters of kittens hanging onto branches and file folders full of short readings that are supposed to help you read better. I was in reading lab until the end of third grade.
This is nothing to be ashamed of, by the way, and if people tell you otherwise, you are allowed to give them a good stink eye and tell them to park their prejudice at the door. Some brains just need more help with reading than others. I needed help because my brain is easily distracted byâwaitâis that a butterfly?
Ha! There wasnât really a butterfly. I was just trying to give you a sense of how easily my brain can get off course when it is not interested in something. But Iâm interested in this, so donât worry. Writing and reading are things I can do forever and ever because I love them so much. It was the learning them that I didnât like becauseâwhat the heck?âEnglish does not make any sense at all! What kind of language, for example, has one way to pronounce three entirely different words, like âpair,â âpare,â and âpearâ? Honestly, Iâm still not sure which one is which. Would you like to eat a pare? Donât ask me! Or, in what kind of world would âthroughâ be pronounced throo and âcoughâ be pronounced coff? It makes no sense! Look hard at those words! They are exactly the same except for the beginning letters. They should at least rhyme! And donât get me started on âdoughâ!
Luckily for me, once my Is that a butterfly? brain was finally able to get past all that boring stuff, I was able to catch up. Now I can read as good as anyone. But Iâm still a terrible speller. (Confession: only last year did I finally remember how to spell my own last name. Then again, I think it might take anyone a long time to remember how to spell Babuszkiewicz because there are a crazy lot of consonants in there.)
It is because I am such a terrible speller that I get to write my letters to you on a tablet and use spell-check. Other kids can write their letters on tablets too. Everyone in our class gets one. But for me, writing on a tablet is an actual right. Itâs what you call an accommodation, on account of my butterfly brain. Accommodations help make things fair for everybody.
Which brings me back to reading lab and how I learned to love being called Susie B. Donât drift off, Susan B. Anthony. I promise youâll like this.
Anyway, it was one of my very first days of reading lab. I was there with Carson, who still goes to reading lab because he is a work in progress like the rest of us. The reading specialist pointed us toward this one particular file cabinet and told us to pick a reading that looked interesting.
I was flipping through all these different readings when I saw one called âSusan B. Fights On.â I still remember the name because I was thinking: Gosh, is this about me? Did the reading specialist hide this here for me to find? Is it a present? Did she make one for all of us, each with our own name on it? Is it supposed to make us feel better about going to reading lab even though we shouldnât feel bad in the first place? Andâmost importantlyâwhat the heck am I fighting on about this time?
I told all that to Carson, and his eyes were like, Ba-boing! I want one too! But his brain is even more butterflyish than mine, so he started flipping through all the files and trying to find a reading with his name on it. He climbed right onto a chair so he could pull files down from the high cupboard.
When the reading specialist found us, she said, âFor heavenâs sakeââthat was a real favorite phrase of hers.
She asked us what we were doing, and I explained right away. Then she admitted that she had not been cool enough to make us each our own special readings, but that I still might like âSusan B. Fights Onâ since it was about a very interesting woman namedâwait for itâSusan B. Anthony! Ha, ha! Thatâs you!
Now, donât get mad, but at first I was a little bummed. I liked believing that the reading specialist had done all this work to figure out who I was and how I like to fight on about things. It made me feel special. Since I have always suspected that I am actually a little fabulous, that was pretty cool. But my disappointment passed quickly because I realized that the reading specialist was right. You were very interesting, Susan B. Anthony!
When most of the women of your time were focused on getting married and having kids, you were all, âHow in the world can we say we fought a revolution over taxation without representation and then deny women the right to vote? How can we harp on about freedom and liberty and then say to women, âNo freedom or liberty for youâ? I will not accept this! I will spend my life fighting for womenâs rights, and I will not give up until every woman in this land has the same chance to vote as your common, garden-variety man.â
When I finished the reading, I was blown away. I learned something important. I learned that being a Susie B. wasnât something to be annoyed by. It was something to be proud of. Being a Susie B. meant being a Susan B. Anthony, a fighter of good fights. And who wouldnât want to be that?
So this year, when Mr. Springer read roll for the first time and did the old Susan Buuuuuuu⊠Susan, I told him, âHey, Mr. Springer, just call me Susie B. Everybody else does. Itâs fine with me.â
And he was all, âOkay, Susie B.!â
See? I told you that you would like that story.
Dear Susan B. Anthony:
We went to the media lab today to do research about our heroes, and now that I have told you about me, I am supposed to tell you about you. But I am not supposed to go on for pages and pages, because that is not what the Hero Project is all about, and Mr. Springer has a full life, after all. (At least thatâs what he said.) He cannot be expected to read superlong hero letters from students, even if the students really like to read and write. We should just get to the point and stick to the point because it is important to be able to follow directions.
So here is a tiny bit amount of information about you.
You were born in Adams, Massachusetts, you had lots of siblings, and you were raised a Quaker. Quakers believe that every single person has an Inner Light in them, which is really a tiny spark of Godâs spirit. That Inner Light makes all people holy, and it means that nobody is better than anybody else. So they donât have ministers because they believe God inspires everyone equally, and they donât think boys are better than girls, or that one race of people is better than another race of people, or that anybody should be killing anybody in wars because when you kill people, you kill their divine sparks, and that means you are basically killing God.
I was telling my mom and my brother, Lock, all this when I came home from school. We were at the table eating a very boring snack of raw vegetables and hummus because my mother says too much refined starch makes my butterfly brain really flappy.
Although I will never admit this to her, it is possible she is right. Once, I ate a giant chocolate Santa Claus on Christmas morning, and I couldnât sit still for four hours. My grandparents were worried that I was seriously disturbed, but my parents reminded them that Lock was exactly the same way when he was my age.
And I was like, âGive me a break, Grandsters! Itâs Christmas!â
And my parents and grandparents were like, âDonât get snotty with us, little miss!â
And I was like, âME WANT MORE SUGAR!â
Anyway, Lock said that he already knew all about Quakers. Of course, we had to believe him. The whole reason we call him Lock and not his real name, Tyler, is because his mind protects information like locks protect bicycles. Butâlike meâhe has to be interested in the information for the lock effect to work. Otherwise, he is like an open lock, and you know nothing is going to stay safe with that. That is the reason why he is having a little bit of a problem at community college. He does really well in the classes he finds interesting, but he doesnât do so well in the classes he finds boring. Since he is trying to transfer to a university, heâs worried that his flip-floppy grades will make all the schools he applies to reject him.
The point is, Lock thinks itâs good that I am learning about Quakers because they are very cool. They opposed slavery. They supported the civil rights movement. Apparently, if you are ever in doubt about whether something might be evil, you should find out what the Quakers think.
âTime always proves them right,â Lock told me. He really said that! That is a true quote. I wrote it down in my little notebook that I always pull out when people say something I want to remember later.
Mom opened her mouth to talk, but since I had not quite finished all that I had to say, I quickly added my two cents. âYou might be right, Lock, but did you also know that Quakers are big shunners? Susan B. Anthonyâs dad was a Quaker, but her mom was not, and so the Quakers were just all, âYou married outside the Quakers, and so now we are shunning you. Goodbye and amen!â â (These are not direct quotes, by the way. The Quakers did not actually say that, and neither did I. But that was the gist of things in both cases, and you are just going to have to trust me on that.)
Lock was very surprised and impressed that I knew something that he didnât know. I could tell because he didnât answer me, and Lock always has an answer.
Mom agreed that I was being very interesting. And I could tell that she meant it because she wasnât looking at her phone. I personally do not have a phone⊠or a gaming system. I barely even get to watch TV. The only technology I am allowed is my school tablet, and that has lots of restrictions on it. My parents say too much electronics will make it harder for my butterfly brain to focus on what is important, and Lock says they are right because they learned the hard way with him. But I say that being a fifth grader without her own tech is being a fifth grader who is living in the Dark Ages. So, naturally, this is one of the many injustices that I must constantly battle.
But I did not want to bring up that sore subject at that time. I wanted to focus on the fact that I can be as much...