The Diamond Ship

Sir Max Pemberton

• Publisher: Library of Alexandria
• Year: 2021
• eBook ISBN: 9781465661180
• Topic: Literature
• Subtopic: Literature General
• Index: Literature

It would have been at the Fancy Fair and Fête at Kensington Town Hall that my friend, Dr. Fabos, first met Miss Fordibras. Very well do I recollect that he paid the price of it for the honourable company of the Goldsmith Club. "McShanus, " said he, "if there's anyone knows his way to a good supper, 'tis yourself and no other. Lead forth to the masquerade, and I follow. Spare no expense, McShanus. Your friends are my friends. I would have this a memorable night—the last I may be in London for many a year." There were seven of us who took him at his word and got into the cab together. You must know that he had paid for a little dinner at the Goldsmith Club already, and never a man who did not justice to his handsome hospitality. The night was clear, and there were stars in the heavens. I mind me that a little of thedulce and the desipere moved us to sing "Rule, Britannia" as we went. 'Tis a poor heart that never rejoices; and Ean Fabos paid for it—as I took the opportunity to remark to my good friend Killock, the actor. "Shall we pay for the cab?" says he. "Would you insult the most generous heart in Great Britain this night?" says I. "On reflection, " says he, "the man who does not pay will have no trouble about his change, " and with that we went into the hall. It is true that we were a remarkable company. My old comrade, Barry Henshaw, had come in a velvet shooting coat and a red neckcloth that was not to the taste of the officials at the box-office. Killock himself, the darling of the ladies, God bless him, had diamonds strewn upon his vest thick enough to make a pattern of chrysanthemums. My own cravat would have been no disgrace to the Emperor Napoleon. And there we stood, seven members of seven honourable professions, like soldiers at the drill, our backs to the wall of the dancing room and our eyes upon the refreshment buffet.

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• THE DIAMOND SHIP