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- English
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Once Upon A Time in Nazi Occupied Tunisia (NHB Modern Plays)
About this book
1943. Four months into the Nazi occupation of Tunisia. You're imprisoned in a labour camp. You're buried up to your neck in earth. You're dying of thirst, you miss your wife, and your best friend just pissed on your face. How could things possibly get any worse?
Josh Azouz's Once Upon A Time in Nazi Occupied Tunisia is a brutally comic play about home and identity, marriage and survival, blood and feathers. It was first produced at the Almeida Theatre, London, in August 2021, directed by Eleanor Rhode.
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1.1
MARCH 1943. FOUR MONTHS INTO THE NAZI OCCUPATION OF TUNISIA.
A LABOUR CAMP… 40KM FROM TUNIS.
A hot day.
Desolate, lush, craggy terrain.
VICTOR, shaven-headed, is buried up to his neck in earth.
Desolate, lush, craggy terrain.
VICTOR, shaven-headed, is buried up to his neck in earth.
Silence.
VICTOR hums.
YOUSSEF enters.
YOUSSEF. I’ve been sent.
Beat.
VICTOR. You’ve been sent…?
YOUSSEF. There’s no easy way to say it.
VICTOR. Just say it.
YOUSSEF. Maybe I should just do it.
VICTOR. Do – do – what!?
YOUSSEF. God give me strength.
VICTOR. Oh no.
YOUSSEF. It’s not what I want –
VICTOR. Oh god, please, no –
VICTOR furiously whispers the Shema prayer in Hebrew.
YOUSSEF. I’ve been sent to urinate on your face.
VICTOR. Oh.
Beat.
Can you aim for my mouth?
YOUSSEF. That could be misinterpreted.
VICTOR. I’m thirsty.
YOUSSEF. Little Fella is watching.
VICTOR. Did Little Fella give the order?
YOUSSEF. Yes.
VICTOR. Shit.
YOUSSEF. Close your eyes.
VICTOR. I can’t feel my throat – aim for the mouth!
YOUSSEF. He said urinate first, after give him a drink.
VICTOR. What are we waiting for then!?
YOUSSEF. It’s… demeaning.
VICTOR. For whom?!
YOUSSEF. Both of us!
VICTOR. I’m burning alive out here!
YOUSSEF. It’s been a morning!
VICTOR. Your folks must be so proud.
YOUSSEF.…when will you stop talking?
VICTOR. Soon, I’ll be dead in a day.
YOUSSEF. The burial will be quick.
VICTOR. Why bother? Gundis will burrow through my face.
YOUSSEF. Calm down this isn’t the pictures.
VICTOR. Spitzer came back with no eyes!
YOUSSEF. That wasn’t gundis.
VICTOR. Then how’d he lose his eyes!?
YOUSSEF. Little Fella dug them out.
VICTOR. Oh god please just fucking piss on me already.
YOUSSEF undoes his flies.
Wine, beer, waterfalls
YOUSSEF. Shush.
VICTOR. Blood, milk, mint tea
YOUSSEF. Shut up!
VICTOR. The sea, the sea at midnight, the water glowing with phosphorous, crawl into the shallows, sink into the wet sand, and the little waves ripple over you, and the waves ripple, and the waves ripple, and the ripply waves ripple ripple – come on how many times do I need to say ripply fucking waves?!
YOUSSEF does up his flies.
VICTOR starts barking like a dog.
YOUSSEF puts his hand over VICTOR’s mouth.
YOUSSEF. You’re going to get yourself killed.
VICTOR (muffled). I’m going mad!
YOUSSEF. Memento is watching –
VICTOR (muffled). Fuck Memento!
YOUSSEF. Be quiet!
VICTOR (muffled). Get off!
YOUSSEF. Promise you’ll be quiet!
VICTOR (muffled). I promise.
YOUSSEF removes his hand.
Pause.
YOUSSEF. They’ll go for a smoke soon.
VICTOR. I’d like a smoke.
YOUSSEF. After, someone will come to inspect.
VICTOR. What are they hoping to find?
YOUSSEF. God willing it’s Grandma, he’s the most reasonable.
VICTOR. Reasonable?! Grandma strapped Pinchas to a tank. Then he sketched him.
YOUSSEF. Can he draw?
VICTOR. In an impressionistic sort of way.
YOUSSEF. That’s something, the others are without imagination.
VICTOR. We talking figurative painters or NAZIS!?
YOUSSEF. Be quiet!
VICTOR. Youssef Youssef Youssef!
YOUSSEF. What?!
VICTOR. When they finish with us, they’ll turn on you.
YOUSSEF. That’s not what it says on the uniform.
VICTOR. I’d laugh but my throat has turned to sand.
YOUSSEF (pointing to his badge). Free Arabia, in German and Arabic.
VICTOR. I can’t take you seriously right now.
YOUSSEF. Shall I stone you?
VICTOR. Go on then. If Little Fella sees, he’ll put in a good word, you’ll get a bonus –
YOUSSEF. Victor stop!
VICTOR. You used to be a sweet boy, maybe not the sharpest tool, but a sweet sweet boy.
YOUSSEF whips out a bottle with a straw.
YOUSSEF. Quickly, they’ve gone for a smoke.
VICTOR drinks.
YOUSSEF feeds VICTOR a piece of black bread.
VICTOR. Love what they’ve done with the bread.
YOUSSEF. I’ll pass your compliments on to the chef.
VICTOR finishes.
VICTOR. How’s Faiza?
YOUSSEF. Fine.
VICTOR. Must have her hands full with Nazi callers.
YOUSSEF. They prefer Jewish girls so…
VICTOR. Faiza’s a real beauty though. They start tapping Arabs – she’ll be their first.
YOUSSEF. May your house burn down.
VICTOR. Bet you wish you were in bed with her now.
YOUSSEF. Stop it.
VICTOR. Are you big spoon or little spoon?
YOUSSEF.…
VICTOR. To think. She could be spooning you right now.
YOUSSEF. Plenty of time for that in the future.
VICTOR. When?
YOUSSEF. When we lie in our beds as masters.
VICTOR. Where were those lines when you needed them?
YOUSSEF.…I saw Loys last night.
VICTOR. ?
YOUSSEF. She had Faiza and I over for supper.
VICTOR. How is she?!
YOUSSEF. Well.
VICTOR. ‘Well’, what does well mean?
YOUSSEF. She’s, well – healthy.
VICTOR. Loys is healthy!?
YOUSSEF. What do you want me to say?!
VICTOR. Is she sleeping better?
YOUSSEF. Yes.
VICTOR. Any messages?
YOUSSEF. Says she’s thinking about you all the time.
Beat.
VICTOR. She said the same thing two weeks ago.
YOUSSEF. What do you want from her, a poem?
VICTOR. There’s...
Table of contents
- Cover
- Title page
- Contents
- Original Production Details
- Dedication
- Acknowledgements
- Once Upon A Time in Nazi Occupied Tunisia
- About the Author
- Copyright and Performing Rights Information