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ACT ONE
MARIA steps forward. She looks a mess. She is dressed in menâs clothes, which are torn and bloody. Her neck has a green handkerchief around it, under which you can just about make out strangle marks. She has an earring in one ear and the other ear is bloody.
She is calm. She is not in any pain.
MARIA (to the audience). Itâs been a year since I died and still nobody has found me.
In the summer he ordered the workers to store wheat here, to cover up the loose stones.
No one questioned him. Heâs the master, now.
The wonderful thing about being dead is the exoneration. Right up until the end, I believed that all the things he told me were true: that I was full of sin, I seduced him, and I would go to hell. For a few months, I actually believed that I was going mad.
But the moment he bashed my brains out I was happy. For in my last moment of clarity I knew I was not mad. I had been tricked, and confused, but the fault lay with him.
The battle between good and evil is full of grey areas, but I think killing me with a spade puts him firmly on the devilâs side.
She turns round. We can see that the back of her head has been bashed in: blood and brains mat her hair.
They do not know yet that I am dead, and I like that. I am not a murder victim, I am just a woman who has left the village.
Instead he dragged me into this barn, just across the field from our house. He shot me in the neck, strangled me with a handkerchief, and finally had a go with the spade. He was thorough.
I could tell you that story, but I donât want to yet. When they find my body, and see what he did to me, the last days of my life will be picked over like carrion, and I will belong to the world for comment.
But now, here, I can tell you who I really was. Before.
Music.
Enter SARAH, THERESA, PHOEBE, ANN and LUCY, who start to gently clean her up. They clean away the blood and bruises. They help her into a new dress. They un-murder her. It might take a while; thatâs okay.
The story begins where it ends: with girls playing with fire.
I was ten years old, working as a servant at the vicarage in a nearby village. Each morning I walked two miles to Layham through the woods.
One day I came across a girl about my age.
LUCY is kneeling over a tinderbox.
What are you doing?
LUCY. Starting a fire.
MARIA. Why?
LUCY. For practice.
MARIA. Donât you know how to do it?
LUCY. Yesterday I got it wrong.
MARIA. My mistress gets the boy to keep the fire going all night.
LUCY. I donât have a mistress, I have a mother.
She tries to strike the steel against the flint.
MARIA. You have to do it firmly, and then you have to breathe on it.
LUCY. I know that.
MARIA. Donât try so hard. It wonât matter.
LUCY. You donât know my mother.
SARAH, THERESA and PHOEBE approach.
Uh-oh. Thatâs Sarah Stowe and her cousin Phoebe, with their horrible friend. Donât worry, strange girl, I shall stand in front and protect you from their villainy.
PHOEBE. Hello, Maria! What are you up to?
LUCY. You know them?
MARIA. Weâre trying to start a fire because this girl has a horrible mother.
LUCY. No, I donât! Shhhh.
SARAH. Lucy Baalham? Youâre Constable Baalhamâs niece, ainât you?
LUCY. So what if I am? I canât help it.
SARAH. Your uncle had my father thrown in gaol because you reported him drunk.
LUCY. If you hurt me, God will see â
SARAH. What?
LUCY. Do whatever you want! I shall suffer in silence.
She closes her eyes and holds her hands out as if being crucified, and starts to pray under her breath â
The Lord is my shepherd, I shall not want, He maketh me down to lie â (Trailing off.) in green pasturesâŚ
She opens her eyes, one at a time.
SARAH. Just wanted to say thanks. My fatherâs a right pain, we had the best nightâs sleep in months. Here.
She holds out a ribbon.
Been saving this for you.
LUCY. Mother donât like me to indulge in fripperies, because of God.
THERESA. Why donât God like ribbons?
LUCY. Iâm not exactly sure. Something to do with Shame and Vanity.
THERESA. Sounds daft to me.
LUCY. Does it?
MARIA. Lucy, would you like to be in our club?
The others look at her, irritated.
THERESA. Maria â we have to vote on new members.
PHOEBE. Club is a bit full.
LUCY. What club?
MARIA. Itâs called the Hazard Club, where we do strange and dangerous things. Phoebe swallowed a frog once.
PHOEBE. Maria!
LUCY. I never heard of nothing like that.
MARIA. Thereâs a Hazard Club in London where men have adventures â I heard them talking about it in the vicarage where I work. The Vicar said there was merriment and whoring.
LUCY. What is whoring?
THERESA. Itâs when men shout âhoorayâ lots of times.
PHOEBE. Weâve tried it, and itâs not as strange as swallowing a frog.
LUCY. Why do you want me to join?
THERESA. Yes, Maria, why do you want her to join?
MARIA. Because youâre brave. And thatâs important.
LUCY. Am I?
PHOEBE. Is she?
MARIA. She is. Thatâs going to be your Special Skill. Phoebeâs is eating things. Sarahâs is hitting the boys. Theresaâs is holding her breath for a really long time under water.
LUCY. Whatâs yours?
MARIA. Words.
SARAH. She can read.
LUCY. Properly?
SARAH. Every single word you ever saw.
MARIA. Vicarâs wife instructed me in literature and elocution.
THERESA. Thatâs why she sounds so la-di-da.
MARIA. Do you want to join our club?
LUCY. Yes please.
MARIA. Letâs take a vote. Who else votes for Brave Lucy?
MARIAâs hand is up in the air, SARAHâs too. Eventually THERESA and PHOEBE raise theirs.
THERESA. But thatâs it, no more members. Otherwise it wonât be a secret.
MARIA. Itâs just us, from now on.
They all put their hands together in a circle. LUCY, after a slight hesitation, joins in.
ALL. The Hazard...