Sam Brooks
from Riding in Cars with (Mostly Straight) Boys
20
Shaneās car.
Shane has picked Kyle up from home.
KYLE: Hug.
SHANE: Nope.
KYLE: Cāmon.
SHANE: ā¦
Nnnnnope.
KYLE: Hate you.
SHANE: Whereāre we going?
KYLE: Town.
SHANE: Cool.
Shane starts driving.
Kyle watches Shane as he drives. He wants to tell him immediately.
Awkward silence.
KYLE: Shane.
SHANE: Yeah.
KYLE: Uh ā¦ um.
Huh. Haaaa.
Iā
SHANE: Howās the flower store?
KYLE: Sāgood!
SHANE: And ā¦ Mary?
KYLE: Martha.
Sheās good.
ā¦
Howās school?
SHANE: Uni.
KYLE: Yeah.
SHANE: Itās uni.
KYLE: I know. How is it?
SHANE: So cool.
I live in this house with like six other people.
KYLE: Six?
SHANE: Yeah, like two guys and four girls. So cool.
My room is like the attic. Or it used to be, because it was a flat. Now itās my room.
So cool.
KYLE: How are your flatmates?
SHANE: So coolā
KYLE: Sounds like everything is so cool.
SHANE: Well they are.
This girl, Victoria, introduced me to Tori Amosā
KYLE: Um, what?
SHANE: You know, Tori Amos.
KYLE: I introduced you to Tori Amos.
SHANE: No you didnāt.
KYLE: Uh, yes I did.
SHANE: Iām pretty sure you didā
KYLE: Pretty sure I did? Is that how that sentence ends? Because if it ends any other way, you are like, three thousand percent wrong.
SHANE: ā¦
Are you okay? Youāre being weird.
KYLE: I introduced you to Tori Amos. Ages ago.
SHANE: No, Victoria did. This year.
KYLE: No, I did.
SHANE: Butā
KYLE: Look, itās not important.
Drop it.
ā¦
Iām sorry.
SHANE: ā¦
Anyway, she introduced me to Manic Street Preachers too.
KYLE: Is she fifty?
SHANE: Have you heard them?
KYLE: They did a Kylie Minogue album. In 1997.
Shane snorts.
What?
SHANE: Nothing.
KYLE: No, what?
SHANE: Doesnāt really count.
KYLE: Fuck you it counts.
SHANE: Whoaā
KYLE: You just donāt like her because itās Kylie Minogue.
You havenāt even heard the album.
SHANE: You only like her because you have the same name.
KYLE: Since when are Kylie and Kyle the same name? Thereās like a whole extra vowel.
Thatās like saying Shane and Shania are the same! Are they the same, Shania?
Shane goes to talk.
No, not the point!
It is such a fucking good album and you wonāt even listen to it.
I gave it to you and you still wonāt listen to it because itās Kylie fucking Minogue!
SHANE: Wait, whatā
KYLE: And you know what? Kylie Minogue is great outside of that.
Sheās amazing.
āCanāt Get You Out Of My Headā is one of the best pop songs ever.
SHANE: Kyleā
KYLE: Ever.
And even the rest of them are great. And you wonāt even give her a fair try.
Yet youāll listen to your folksy, indie, boring music shit for ages.
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