Shmutz
eBook - ePub

Shmutz

A Novel

  1. 272 pages
  2. English
  3. ePUB (mobile friendly)
  4. Available on iOS & Android
eBook - ePub

Shmutz

A Novel

About this book

“Hilarious and endearing...Shmutz is a dirty book with a pure heart.” —The New York Times

In this witty, provocative, and “compulsively readable coming-of-age story” (Cosmopolitan), a young Hasidic woman on a quest to get married fears she will never find a groom because of her secret addiction to porn.

Like the other women in her ultra-Orthodox Brooklyn community, Raizl expects to find a husband through an arranged marriage. Unlike the other women, Raizl has a secret.

With a hidden computer to help her complete her college degree, she falls down the slippery slope of online pornography. As Raizl dives deeper into the world of porn at night, her daytime life begins to unravel. Between combative visits with her shrink to complicated arranged dates, Raizl must balance her growing understanding of her sexuality with the expectations of the family she loves.

“Clever, subversive, juicy, and surprising” (Deesha Philyaw, author of The Secret Lives of Church Ladies), Shmutz explores what it means to be a fully realized sexual and spiritual being caught between the traditional and modern worlds.

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Table of contents

  1. Cover
  2. Title Page
  3. Dedication
  4. Epigraph
  5. 1. Daughter of Israel
  6. 2. Dream-Teller
  7. 3. Signs
  8. 4. O’Donovan Here
  9. 5. Just Try Once
  10. 6. The Dress in the Tub
  11. 7. The B’show
  12. 8. Cold Turkey
  13. 9. A Blessing for Traif
  14. 10. The Rebbetzin
  15. 11. The Smell of There
  16. 12. Broken Time
  17. 13. V-neck
  18. 14. Bruches Bee
  19. 15. Too Much
  20. 16. The Girls Inside Her
  21. 17. Mint Schnapps
  22. 18. Dead from Forgetting
  23. 19. Borsalino
  24. 20. Piggy Bank
  25. 21. Taking Out the Not
  26. 22. Purim Shtick
  27. 23. Fire
  28. 24. Kokosh Cake
  29. 25. Marriage-Date
  30. 26. Shvantz-Fresser
  31. 27. Plum Pie
  32. 28. Paid-for Jeans
  33. 29. By Whose Word Everything Came to Be
  34. 30. A Golem Between Every Man’s Legs
  35. 31. Eighteen and One
  36. 32. Birthday Creampie
  37. 33. Shmutzvelt
  38. 34. Shloimi
  39. 35. The Food Falls Out of His Mouth
  40. 36. Until 120
  41. 37. Sam and Spark
  42. 38. What Day It Is
  43. 39. First F
  44. 40. What No One Can Take from You
  45. 41. Habits
  46. 42. Zeidy’s Bed
  47. 43. The Boats Are Not Here
  48. 44. Seventy Percent
  49. 45. Who’s in There
  50. 46. Exception to the Rule
  51. 47. My Eyes to the Mountains
  52. 48. Statistically Speaking
  53. 49. Killed Her
  54. 50. Meema Shprintza
  55. 51. Dean Zeidy
  56. 52. Gonif
  57. 53. Why
  58. 54. Every Night Is a Fight
  59. 55. Working Girl
  60. 56. Favorite Brother
  61. 57. Topless
  62. 58. Silver Treasure
  63. 59. What Do You Watch?
  64. 60. Snail in a Suit
  65. 61. You Pick for Me
  66. 62. Date-Moishe
  67. 63. Self-Therapy
  68. 64. Cured
  69. 65. Sheitel-Shopping
  70. 66. Moishe’s Gift
  71. 67. The Dress
  72. 68. Last Day of Work
  73. 69. The Kalleh-Teacher
  74. 70. Forces of Evil
  75. 71. Goodbye
  76. 72. The End of Dating
  77. Acknowledgments
  78. About the Author
  79. Glossary
  80. Copyright

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