Rookie Mistakes
eBook - ePub

Rookie Mistakes

A Grown-Up's Field Guide for Getting Your Act Together

  1. 224 pages
  2. English
  3. ePUB (mobile friendly)
  4. Available on iOS & Android
eBook - ePub

Rookie Mistakes

A Grown-Up's Field Guide for Getting Your Act Together

About this book

In her highly anticipated nonfiction debut, comedian Kelly Bandas uses her trademark humor to recount stories of growing up and becoming a semifunctional adult in a dysfunctional world.

Raised in a devoutly Catholic home, Kelly Bandas spent her entire childhood trying hard not to tick off “the man” or the Lord. And for the most part, she crushed it. But as she got older and began to navigate what it looked like to truly live in a world where gender roles, race, and politics weren’t always so black and white, Kelly realized that her former worldview was beginning to feel like that pair of Forever 21 jeans that used to glide effortlessly over her hips but now required a lot of stretching and acrobatic maneuvering to shimmy into place. And she’s not alone. 

In Rookie Mistakes, Kelly shares stories of growing up in a church-centered, male-dominated society and how those experiences shaped and primed her for a new chapter of life. In this debut collection of essays, Kelly shares:

  • Funny, fast-paced, and uplifting stories 
  • Encouragement for women who are tired of feeling like they will never measure up—and kind of don’t want to anyway
  • Inspiration to find your voice, your power, and your people

 

Kelly shares everything from laugh-out-loud accounts of Oregon Trail-themed first kisses to heartfelt insights gleaned from navigating life as a Christian feminist doing her best not to screw up being a parent of a child with a disability, in a trans-racial family.

Rookie Mistakes is the call-to-action millennial women everywhere have been waiting for. 

Information

Publisher
Thomas Nelson
Year
2022
eBook ISBN
9780785288404

Table of contents

  1. Cover
  2. Title Page
  3. Copyright
  4. Contents
  5. Introduction
  6. Part 1: The Kid Part: Dying of a Guilty Conscience and Other Totally Normal Childhood Fears
  7. Part 2: The Growing-Up Part: It’s My Body and I’ll Cry (and Eat Chips) If I Want To
  8. Part 3: The Getting-Your-Act-Together Part: I’m Not A Regular Mom, I’m LIT (Really Going to Make Sure I Get This Parenting Stuff Right)
  9. Part 4: The Realizing-That-Getting-Your-Act-Together-Takes-Your-Whole-Life Part: “Hey, Alexa, Order More Toilet Paper”
  10. Acknowledgments
  11. About the Author

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