Sparkly Green Earrings
eBook - ePub

Sparkly Green Earrings

Catching the Light at Every Turn

  1. 222 pages
  2. English
  3. ePUB (mobile friendly)
  4. Available on iOS & Android
eBook - ePub

Sparkly Green Earrings

Catching the Light at Every Turn

About this book

"There is really no better indicator you're a mother than acquiring the ability to catch throw-up in a plastic bag, disinfect your hands, and immediately ask your friend to pass the beef jerky as you put on another Taylor Swift song and act as if nothing has happened."

This is the type of insight Melanie Shankle offers in this quirky memoir of motherhood.

Written in the familiar, stream-of-consciousness style of her blog, Big Mama, Sparkly Green Earrings is a heartwarming and hilarious look at motherhood from someone who is still trying to figure it all out. Filled with personal stories—from the decision to become a mother to the heartbreak of miscarriage and ultimately, to the joy of raising a baby and living to tell about it— Sparkly Green Earrings will make you feel like you're sitting across the table from your best friend. A must-read for anyone who's ever had a child or even thought about it.

Information

Year
2013
eBook ISBN
9781414382487
Print ISBN
9781414371719

Table of contents

  1. Cover Image
  2. Half Title Page
  3. Title Page
  4. Endorsements
  5. Copyright
  6. Dedication
  7. Contents
  8. The Book of Dreams
  9. Chapter 1: Death, Taxes, & Motherhood
  10. Chapter 2: Eight Pregnancy Tests Later . . .
  11. Chapter 3: The Worst Summer Ever
  12. Chapter 4: In the Ghetto
  13. Chapter 5: Shamu & the Chicken Spaghetti
  14. Chapter 6: I Wanted My Epidural in the First Trimester
  15. Chapter 7: Straight from Heaven
  16. Chapter 8: That Time I Didn’t Sleep for Four Years
  17. Chapter 9: War Buddies
  18. Chapter 10: Back to Work, Back to Reality
  19. Chapter 11: Potty Training: Bringing People to Their Knees Since Forever
  20. Chapter 12: We Don’t Throw Sand
  21. Chapter 13: Letting It All Hang Out
  22. Chapter 14: I Can No Longer Bring Home the Bacon
  23. Chapter 15: Putting the Crazy on Display
  24. Chapter 16: Lifestyles of the Sick & Feverish
  25. Chapter 17: Nitpicking
  26. Chapter 18: Ready for the World
  27. Chapter 19: The Big, Bad World of Elementary School
  28. Chapter 20: It’s a Party & I’ll Cry If I Want To
  29. Chapter 21: One Isn’t Always the Loneliest Number
  30. Chapter 22: Brothers from Another Mother
  31. Chapter 23: Like a Band of Idiots We Go down the Highway
  32. Chapter 24: The Dream of the Wheaties Box
  33. Chapter 25: Adorable Cookie Salesperson in Polyester
  34. Chapter 26: Caroline, the Witch, & the Wardrobe
  35. Chapter 27: Little Steps of Letting Go
  36. Acknowledgments
  37. About the Author

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