The Antelope in the Living Room
eBook - ePub

The Antelope in the Living Room

The Real Story of Two People Sharing One Life

  1. 205 pages
  2. English
  3. ePUB (mobile friendly)
  4. Available on iOS & Android
eBook - ePub

The Antelope in the Living Room

The Real Story of Two People Sharing One Life

About this book

Welcome to the story of a real marriage.

Marriage is simultaneously the biggest blessing and the greatest challenge two people can ever take on. It is the joy of knowing there is someone to share in your joys and sorrows, and the challenge of living with someone who thinks it's a good idea to hang a giant antelope head on your living room wall.

In The Antelope in the Living Room, New York Times best-selling author and blogger Melanie Shankle does for marriage what Sparkly Green Earrings did for motherhood—makes us laugh out loud and smile through tears as she shares the holy and the hilarity of that magical and mysterious union called marriage.

Information

Year
2014
eBook ISBN
9781414390581
Print ISBN
9781414385549

Table of contents

  1. Cover Image
  2. Title Page
  3. Endorsements
  4. Copyright
  5. Dedication
  6. Contents
  7. The Importance of Being Antelope: A Prologue
  8. Introduction: Erring on the Side of Love
  9. Chapter 1: Warm Heart, Cold Salad Bowl
  10. Chapter 2: The Art of Kissing Frogs
  11. Chapter 3: White Lace and Promises and Cake
  12. Chapter 4: The Day After
  13. Chapter 5: Young Love and Old Love and a Rat
  14. Chapter 6: The Great House Search
  15. Chapter 7: We Make Dave Ramsey Sad
  16. Chapter 8: Home Improvement
  17. Chapter 9: In Sickness and in Health
  18. Chapter 10: Nilla Wafers Aren’t a Food Group
  19. Chapter 11: That Time I Almost Went on Judge Judy
  20. Chapter 12: Root, Root, Root for the Home Team
  21. Chapter 13: The Couple That Shops Together Has My Sympathies
  22. Chapter 14: And Baby Makes Three
  23. Chapter 15: I Would Do Anything for Love, but I Won’t Shoot That
  24. Chapter 16: Don’t Stop Till You Get Enough or the Feds Show Up
  25. Chapter 17: The Twisted Gift of the Magi
  26. Chapter 18: Frigidaire Will Be So Envious
  27. Chapter 19: Because Innuendo Is the Sincerest Form of Flattery
  28. Chapter 20: In-Laws and Outlaws
  29. Chapter 21: Skeletons and Grace
  30. Chapter 22: Deck the Halls
  31. Chapter 23: The Antelope in the Living Room
  32. Chapter 24: Coming Home
  33. Acknowledgments
  34. About the Author
  35. Preview of Nobody’s Cuter than You
  36. Sample of Sparkly Green Earrings

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