Get Started in Stand-Up Comedy

Logan Murray

• Publisher: Teach Yourself
• Year: 2015
• Print ISBN: 9781473607187
• eBook ISBN: 9781473607194
• Topic: Media & Performing Arts
• Subtopic: Television

LEARN HOW TO WRITE AND PERFORM STAND UP COMEDY.A new edition of Be A Great Stand-Up, now fully revised and updated with new material on setting up and running a comedy night and mining almost any subject for jokes.Logan Murray has successfully taught the techniques of stand-up comedy to thousands, and in this book he distills his years of experience into the essential skills for a great and enjoyable performance. He will help you find your creative streak and your funny side, build the confidence to deliver, and explain the finer details of stagecraft, from dealing with hecklers to coping with props. There is a full guide to the practicalities, from finding gigs to securing an agent, with plenty of valuable hints, tips and advice. Drawing on Logan's years of teaching and his own successful stand-up career, with top tips from some of the most well-known people in the business, it is guaranteed to bring a smile to both your face and that of your future audience.As well as full updates throughout the book, this new edition contains fresh material on how to set up and run a comedy night, mine any subject for jokes and advice on festivals. ABOUT THE SERIES
The Teach Yourself Creative Writing series helps aspiring authors tell their story. Covering a range of genres from science fiction and romantic novels, to illustrated children's books and comedy, this series is packed with advice, exercises and tips for unlocking creativity and improving your writing. And because we know how daunting the blank page can be, we set up the Just Write online community at tyjustwrite, for budding authors and successful writers to connect and share.

PART ONE

Theory

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Where do jokes come from?

Most of our spare time is spent trying to find ways to distract ourselves from the tyranny and tedium of everyday life. Often the cheapest escapes, a night out or an impromptu gathering can be the best. We characterize these events as ‘a good night out’ or ‘a good laugh’. We may fool ourselves into thinking that the amount of fun we have is in direct relation to the amount of alcohol we drink; but it is my belief that it is the setting that matters. Human beings seek out zones that offer us an opportunity to play. We crave novelty and we love to be told things that we didn’t know, whether it’s scurrilous gossip or where to get the best bargain online. In short, we are a bunch of monkeys who love to tell each other stories.

To have a laugh.

Ramsey Dukes

‘I rather like those books where each chapter begins with a quotation.’

What is laughter? It seems to be a very pleasurable activity that we all share, yet find very hard to analyse. It is a phenomenon not completely under our control: laughter can strike when we least desire it (giggling in church); it is hard to fake a laugh (ask an actor), but it is possible – sometimes – to suppress one. Every attempt to describe this state falls short of the truth. Calling it a ‘semi-involuntary reflex triggered by diverse stimuli’, as many behavioural psychologists have, seems to be missing the point and will probably not get us invited to too many parties.

It’s a mystery. Trying to explain laughter is a bit like trying to describe time: we all experience it, but it is very hard to put into words. Perhaps it has something to do with a loss of control in safe conditions. Think of the expressions we use to describe the phenomenon: ‘I was on the floor’; ‘I nearly wet myself’; ‘I was crying with laughter’; ‘I fell out of my seat’. They all suggest a sanctioned loss of control.

Laughter acts like a balm to the body and the spirit. We feel all bright-eyed and bushy-tailed after a good laugh; our body pumps out endorphins and we feel more human. But we are really none the wiser in understanding the strange alchemy that goes on in our brain when someone makes us laugh. Luckily, no one expects comedians to know why we laugh; the public is only concerned about whether we know how to make people laugh.

Perhaps we are on safer ground if we ask where the roots of comedy lie. But to address this, we need to broaden our remit and ask ourselves what fuels the act of creation.

Do we create funny ideas or do they come and find us?

Obviously, comedians are responsible for everything that comes out of their mouths – they are the creators. But are they the conscious creators? It seems to me that most of the jokes that I make already exist ‘out there’ in some strange realm of ideas, and that I travel towards them. Sometimes there is an awful lot of hard work involved in getting to that place, but that final leap of faith – that inspiration – seems to arrive from outside myself.

Creativity comes from beyond our everyday conscious selves. Indeed, our everyday selves can often get in the way of being creative.

We are trained from an early age never to trust the first draft of anything. Instead of learning the ‘fun’ of language, we are taught to conjugate verbs and parse sentences. When painting, we are expected to redraft the piece two or three times to make it technically better; we learn not to write how we speak, but to adopt a strange artificial ‘grown-up’ way of writing, full of bombastic phrases which no real adults use outside of a news report or a House of Commons debate. It all becomes a bit dry and dusty.

We are encouraged to learn by rote and disengage our creativity. If we are asked to be creative, we are encouraged to think that the process is hard, and to forget how much fun it was to play with ideas when we were younger.

The pity of it is that creativity and craft don’t have to be divorced from each other.

Most of us need to reconnect with our sense of play. We have to kill that little demon living on our shoulder telling us that what we’re doing isn’t good enough.

Practical creative games

Here are a few games that may help you start to rediscover your sense of playfulness. You’ll need at least one other person for some of them – certainly for the last one. The reasoning behind this is that the presence of another person will make you both try harder; also it gives you someone to react to. In all of these games, try to let yourself off the hook (they are supposed to be fun, after all) and don’t take charge! If you make your partner the boss and they make you the boss, then you won’t let your conscious self try to take control and mess it up.

Having said that, most of these group games could be tweaked into a solitary exercise, with a bit of thought, and it’s worth reading through them anyway as they may give you helpful ideas.

TV commentary

(This could be done alone or with other people.)

Turn down the television and supply the voices for the show. My personal favourites are old films and daytime makeover shows. Some people prefer soap opera or even adverts. Let your commentaries be opinionated.

Problem pages (This could be done as a solitary exercise.)

Read aloud to your partner(s) the letters on a problem page. Try to add the occasional sentence or word that might exaggerate or alter the problem, perhaps taking it into a completely different area. Read out the answer and feel free to alter that too. Practise being flippant and learn to say the wrong thing at the wrong time. Be callous.

Letters written into local newspapers are also quite good sources for subversion.

Also, feel free to remember tried and tested group activities like charades. Anything that gets you out of your head and up on to your feet, showing how creative you actually are, is probably a good thing.

Timeless classics (A solo writing game.)

Write the first paragraph of a famous book that you haven’t read and have only the barest passing knowledge of. But write it as if the author was obsessed with something incredibly minor, like teeth or shoes or door handles. How will that affect the text? For instance, what would War and Peace be like if Tolstoy had been scared of heights?

A liar’s biography (A solo writing game.)

Write a biography about your glorious life and brilliant career as if you have a very weak grip on reality. For example, you may be delusional or borderline psychotic, self-serving or just a very bitter person. Be as detailed or as broad as you like.

One-word story Two or more of you tell a story out loud, but you are each only allowed to give one word of the sentence. So if there were three people involved (A, B and C), it might look a little like this:

A: I B: woke C: up

A: today B: to C: find

A: a B: frog C: on

A: my B: pillow.

Make sure the story makes sense and that there are no jarring bits, such as one of you starting a new sentence before the old one is finished. Turn your brain off, listen to the other person (or people) and have fun. Eventually, try to get up to conversational speed, but start off slowly.

The seven ages of you Choose a subtext and then write out your entire life in seven stages.

For example, as if you were fuelled by drinking habits:

1 Cheap beer 2 Wine 3 Expensive wine 4 Any wine 5 Gin 6 Rubbing alcohol 7 Embalming fluid.

Or if it was about the property ladder:

1 Living with Mum and Dad 2 Flat share with people you hate 3 Home share with partner you love 4 Divorce and living in a caravan 5 Inheriting the family home 6 Selling the family home for something more manageable 7 A wooden box.

If you prefer, try writing about the seven ages of specific famous people or a stereotypical profession.

Some modern theories of humour

Many people over the years have tried to come up with a universal theory of why we find things funny. Many of them are fascinating, but fail at being truly universal: at best they describe one type of humour.

With hindsight, we can recognize that these theories are embedded in their time; unduly influenced by the prejudices and concerns of their world. All writers fall prey ...

Table of contents

• Cover 
• Title
• Acknowledgments
• Contents 
• Meet the author
• Introduction
• Part one: Theory
• Part two: Practical sessions
• Appendix 1: Group games
• Appendix 2: The fall and rise of stand-up comedy
• Further reading
• Copyright