How to Walk a Puma

& other things I learned while stumbing around South America

Peter Allison

• Publisher: Nicholas Brealey Publishing
• Year: 2012
• Print ISBN:
  9781857885668
• eBook ISBN:
  9781857889857
• Topic: Personal Development
• Subtopic: Travel

"Plans are usually only good for one thing - laughing at in hindsight. So, armed with rudimentary Spanish, dangerous levels of curiosity and a record of poor judgement, I set off to tackle whatever South America could throw at me." On his nineteenth birthday, Peter Allison flipped a coin. One side would take him to Africa and the other to South America. He recounted his time spent as a safari guide in Africa to much acclaim in Don't Run, Whatever You do and Don't Look Behind You. Sixteen years later he makes his way to Chile, ready to seek out the continent's best, weirdest and wildest adventures - and to chase the elusive jaguar. From learning to walk a puma (or rather be bitten and dragged along by it) in Bolivia, to finding love in Patagonia and hunting naked with the remote Huaorani people in Ecuador, How to Walk a Puma is Peter's fascinating and often hilarious account of misadventures in South America. Ever the gifted storyteller and cultural observer, Allison makes many observations about life in humid climes, the nature of nomadism, and exactly what it is like to be nearly blasted off a mountain by the famous Patagonia wind. His self-deprecating humour is as delightful as his crazy stunts, and his love for animals - even when they bite - is infectious.

Table of contents

• Cover
• Title Page
• Table of Contents
• Introduction: Slapped on the Streets of Cebu
• Running with Roy
• Roy’s Big Day Out
• Don’t Eat My Hero
• Dressed for a Kill
• The Last Temptation of Roy
• Not the End of the World
• The Empanada Disaster
• The Road from Patagonia
• The Joy of Pessimism
• There’s a Jaguar!
• Things I Learnt After the Quake
• Getting High in Bolivia
• Driving Blind with Jesus
• Without a Paddle
• One Hundred Ways to Bleed
• The Idiot Box
• Beekeeping in the Amazon
• A Month of Monkeys
• Meeting the People
• Even Huaorani Fear Someone
• Don’t Let Me Die This Way
• Alone in the Amazon
• The Way Out
• Afterword
• Acknowledgements
• About the Author
• Plates
• Copyright