Mere Mortals
eBook - ePub

Mere Mortals

  1. 304 pages
  2. English
  3. ePUB (mobile friendly)
  4. Available on iOS & Android
eBook - ePub

Mere Mortals

About this book

This hilarious, fresh take on a classic vampire tale follows a pair of hundred-year-old teenage vampires who are turned mortal and must face the greatest nightmare of all—high school.

Charlie and her brother, Reg, have been vampires for… a very long time. For a century, they enjoyed the glitz and glamour of life as members of the wealthiest vampire clan. But now, after one careless mistake, they’ve been expelled from the vampire community and dumped in the middle of Nowhere, Iowa to live as mortals, a classic fish out of water story.

Suddenly Charlie has to deal with zits, tears, and—worst of all—high school. But things start to change when she and Reg find a group of friends, including the deliciously good-looking Dexter, sparking a sweet and funny vampire romance. And though Charlie would give anything to be vampire again, she begins to appreciate some of the new experiences that humanity brings too.

But nothing could make them forget the life they’ve left behind. When they’re offered a second shot at immortality, Charlie is desperate to seize it. It’ll just mean a total betrayal of all her new friends, who will have their minds wiped of their memories of her. She can handle that if it means she can live forever… right? 

Don’t miss this unique, laugh-out-loud YA paranormal comedy by acclaimed author Erin Jade Lange!

  • Perfect for Halloween Reading
  • Ideal for fans of the supernatural
  • For teens who love dark and scary stories

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Information

Publisher
HarperCollins
Year
2022
eBook ISBN
9780063219137
Print ISBN
9780063219120

Table of contents

  1. Cover
  2. Title Page
  3. Dedication
  4. Contents
  5. One: Blood & Picket Fences
  6. Two: This Is New
  7. Three: Sunlight & the Assassin
  8. Four: The Girl in the Mirror
  9. Five: Meet the Smiths
  10. Six: As Seen on TV
  11. Seven: The Slayer’s Secret
  12. Eight: Eternally Yours
  13. Nine: Dead Poets & Living Boys
  14. Ten: One Down, Two to Go
  15. Eleven: The Traveler
  16. Twelve: Bigger Than Prom
  17. Thirteen: Pretty Ugly
  18. Fourteen: Life Goes On
  19. Fifteen: Friends, Not Food
  20. Sixteen: Fade into Fall
  21. Seventeen: Does This Dress Make Me Look Mortal?
  22. Eighteen: A Prison & a Parade
  23. Nineteen: Blood & Bone, Starlight & Shadow
  24. Twenty: Darkness, My Old Friend
  25. Twenty-One: Awake at All Hours
  26. Twenty-Two: He Said
  27. Twenty-Three: She Said
  28. Twenty-Four: Sample, Don’t Indulge
  29. Twenty-Five: Save the Date
  30. Twenty-Six: Hayrides & History
  31. Twenty-Seven: Silent Night
  32. Twenty-Eight: A Bunch of Old Folks . . . Really, Really Old
  33. Twenty-Nine: The Lesser of Two Evils
  34. Thirty: The Twilight Between
  35. Thirty-One: Playing Dead
  36. Thirty-Two: So Much for the Sun
  37. Thirty-Three: Over My Dead Body
  38. Thirty-Four: Fight or Flight
  39. Thirty-Five: Something Strange & Familiar
  40. Thirty-Six: Choosing Sides
  41. Thirty-Seven: A Matter of Life and Death
  42. Thirty-Eight: Déjà Vampire
  43. Thirty-Nine: The Worst Part of Being Human
  44. Forty: The Cold Light of Day
  45. Acknowledgments
  46. About the Author
  47. Books by Erin Jade Lange
  48. Back Ad
  49. Copyright
  50. About the Publisher