Stories to Keep You Alive Despite Vampires
eBook - ePub

Stories to Keep You Alive Despite Vampires

  1. 256 pages
  2. English
  3. ePUB (mobile friendly)
  4. Available on iOS & Android
eBook - ePub

Stories to Keep You Alive Despite Vampires

About this book

This fourth wallā€“breaking middle grade collection of spooky, scary, and spoopy stories for fans of Lemony Snicket and Scary Stories to Tell in the Dark might just help you survive the night in a house full of vampires. If you are reading this book, then you must be trapped in that spooky house with those vampires. Sorry about that.But! You might just make it out if you manage to tell them one scary story each night in accordance with standard vampire rules. Don't know any scary stories? Good thing you found this book! Every tale in this tome is trueā€¦more or less (more more than less).You get a little bit of everything in this monster mash: from hitchhiking phantoms to women in white, a carnivore beast that loves a good vacation to a haunted mannequin with a bug problem, killer phones, concerned werewolves, you name it. Everything you need to keep those vampires on the edge of their seatsā€”and well away from your neck.But bewareā€¦don't get too comfortable. Names have power, and if you whisper about too many things in the dark, they might just hear you.

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Table of contents

  1. Cover
  2. Title Page
  3. Dedication
  4. 1. The Phantom of the Hitchhiker: The Hitchhiker Who Was the Phantom of a Hitchhiker
  5. 2. Diagnosis: Wolf
  6. 3. Thicker than Water
  7. 4. The Chase
  8. 5. Thumbs Donā€™t Lie
  9. 6. Mr. Birdclock
  10. 7. Love and Lockets
  11. 8. Journeyā€™s End
  12. 9. Home Alone
  13. 10. Donā€™t Stop Be Evil-ing
  14. 11. Rap-Tappa-Tap!
  15. 12. The Woman in White
  16. 13. The Deadly Chore
  17. 14. Criminal Behavior
  18. 15. Aiieeee Phone
  19. 16. The Ribbon Tale Told
  20. 17. The Sad, Sad Story of the 100% Killer
  21. 18. The Most Dangerous Game
  22. 19. Another Story in this Very Volume
  23. 20. More in Store
  24. 21. Best Friends Forever
  25. 22. Two Summers Later
  26. 23. One Last Story
  27. And with thatā€¦
  28. Acknowledgments
  29. About the Author
  30. Copyright