prologue
Black. We hear PriaSopranoās vocal exercises building from somewhere far off and gradually getting closer.
Song 1: Vocal Exercise A
A sudden light reveals an excited Eagle19, who interrupts the vocal exercise. He is an eagle in a NASA-style astronaut suit. Through the following he is punching holes in a long strip of paper, almost at random.
Eagle19
Anyone out there tonight?
Beat.
My family treats me like a canary.
They think Iām . . . sensitive.
Eagle19 calls up a photo of his uncle Carlos.
I got an uncle, Uncle Carlos, and I hardly know Uncle Carlos, and if youāre anything like me, maybe you have an uncle you donāt know all that well and who doesnāt know you all that well, and if youāre reading this, Uncle Carlos, I donāt care becauseā
Whatever. You aināt reading this.
Eagle19 removes the photo of Uncle Carlos.
This one time, my fam is over at my houseāfamily meal. Chicken. Me, my parents, Uncle Carlos. A dozen cousins. A dozen chickens. Everyoneās gotta eat.
The whole place smells like family and chickens and itās hot as a star birth because the ovenās been roasting chickens all day. Jam a family in a small space and thingsāll get star-birth hot. And then . . .
Theo coughs through the following.
I cough and the entire family stops to watch me cough. You all know how that goes, heh?
See, everyone knows Iām sick. Born sick. Knows about the coughing fits. Iām sensitive. A disease of the month. Somethinā you run a 10K to find a cure for.
The fit lasts a minuteāsometimes coughing fits last a minuteāand thatās a long time to have a room stop and pay attention to you when your life goal is to . . . blend.
The coughing stops.
After my fit, itās mad silent.
Fam is surprised I havenāt fallen apart.
Cue Uncle Carlos, who cuts the silence, yells to my mother, whose name is Rosa, āCrack a window, Rosa. Your boyās a canary in a coal mine, and soon weāll all be hacking up a lung.ā
Canary in a coal mine. Itās a thing Iāve never heard. So later that night, house em...