Ms. Demeanor
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Ms. Demeanor

A Novel

  1. 352 pages
  2. English
  3. ePUB (mobile friendly)
  4. Available on iOS & Android
eBook - ePub

Ms. Demeanor

A Novel

About this book

Finalist for the Thurber Prize for American Humor

“Ms. Demeanor is a complete and utter delight. Of course it is. What Elinor Lipman novel isn’t?”—Richard Russo, author of Empire Falls and Chances Are . . .

“Who knew house arrest could be sexy and fun? Not me, at least not until I read Ms. Demeanor. Written with Elinor Lipman’s signature wit and charm, this breezy, engrossing novel tells the story of two people who make the most of their shared confinement.”—Tom Perrotta, New York Times bestselling author of Tracy Flick Can’t Win

“When a neighbor’s complaint about consensual al fresco sex turns into house arrest and a suspended legal license, Jane’s recipe for survival involves cooking for another home-arrested tenant (could this be a match made in confinement?) while trying to figure out the whys and hows of her mysterious accuser. Filled with food, family, romance and intrigue, Lipman’s novel cooks up a bounty of delights as sparkling as prosecco and as deeply satisfying and delicious as a five-star meal.”—Caroline Leavitt, New York Times bestselling author of With or Without You 

From one of America’s most beloved contemporary novelists, a delicious and witty story about love under house arrest

Jane Morgan is a valued member of her law firm—or was, until a prudish neighbor, binoculars poised, observes her having sex on the roof of her NYC apartment building.  Police are summoned, and a punishing judge sentences her to six months of home confinement. With Jane now jobless and rootless, trapped at home, life looks bleak. Yes, her twin sister provides support and advice, but mostly of the unwelcome kind. When a doorman lets slip that Jane isn't the only resident wearing an ankle monitor, she strikes up a friendship with fellow white-collar felon Perry Salisbury. As she tries to adapt to life within her apartment walls, she discovers she hasn’t heard the end of that tattletale neighbor—whose past isn’t as decorous as her 9-1-1 snitching would suggest. Why are police knocking on Jane’s door again? Can her house arrest have a silver lining? Can two wrongs make a right? In the hands of "an inspired alchemist who converts serious subject into humor” (New York Times Book Review)—yes, delightfully.  

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Information

Year
2022
Print ISBN
9780358677888
eBook ISBN
9780063280298

Table of contents

  1. Cover
  2. Title Page
  3. Dedication
  4. Contents
  5. Chapter 1: Regrettably
  6. Chapter 2: It Begins
  7. Chapter 3: Two Distinct Little Girls
  8. Chapter 4: Do You Know Mr. Salisbury?
  9. Chapter 5: As Opposed to Sing Sing
  10. Chapter 6: Not What I Signed Up For
  11. Chapter 7: Let’s Get This Over With
  12. Chapter 8: I’d Rather Not Go Into It
  13. Chapter 9: Poulet à la Jane
  14. Chapter 10: I’ll Figure It Out
  15. Chapter 11: Pretend No One’s Watching
  16. Chapter 12: Scene of the Crime
  17. Chapter 13: Dinner Is Served
  18. Chapter 14: None of My Business
  19. Chapter 15: Company
  20. Chapter 16: The Lay of the Land
  21. Chapter 17: Weird If I Come, Too?
  22. Chapter 18: I Only Have Myself to Blame
  23. Chapter 19: New Horizons
  24. Chapter 20: TMI
  25. Chapter 21: It’s Tricky, Though
  26. Chapter 22: In the Same Boat
  27. Chapter 23: The Pros and Cons
  28. Chapter 24: As Ready as I’ll Ever Be
  29. Chapter 25: Are You Sitting Down?
  30. Chapter 26: Good Cop/Bad Cop
  31. Chapter 27: Count Me In
  32. Chapter 28: And the Goal Here Is What?
  33. Chapter 29: The Mission Is What?
  34. Chapter 30: Holding Me Harmless
  35. Chapter 31: The Morning After
  36. Chapter 32: Sidelong Glances
  37. Chapter 33: You Must Be Mrs. Salisbury
  38. Chapter 34: States of Mind
  39. Chapter 35: Christmas Miracle
  40. Chapter 36: Case Closed
  41. Chapter 37: A Reunion for Sure
  42. Chapter 38: Double Date
  43. Chapter 39: Memorandum and Order, Judicial Department, On Motion
  44. Chapter 40: Window Table
  45. Chapter 41: I Suppose It Wouldn’t Kill Me to Take a Look
  46. Chapter 42: Woman to Woman
  47. Chapter 43: Dream Dresses
  48. Chapter 44: Thank You, Frances FitzRoy
  49. Chapter 45: Ladies’ Lunch
  50. Chapter 46: We Four
  51. Acknowledgments
  52. About the Author
  53. Also by Elinor Lipman
  54. Copyright
  55. About the Publisher

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