The Lovers' Guide to Rome

A Novel Full of Heart and Romantic Delight

Mark Lamprell

• Publisher: Allen & Unwin
• Year: 2017
• Print ISBN:
  9781760293680
• eBook ISBN:
  9781925575279
• Topic: Literature
• Subtopic: Literature General
• Index: Literature

This gorgeous novel set around the beautiful sights of Rome tells the story of three couples and their adventures with love in the eternal city. Young artist Alice has come to Rome for adventure and inspiration before settling down. Is there such a thing as love at first sight and how will she know if it's happening to her? Middle-aged Meg and Alec have come to Rome to rekindle their love affair, which has faded over the years.
Constance and Lizzie are here to scatter the ashes of Constance's beloved husband, Lizzie's brother Henry. Rome will play a part in the lives of all these characters to make sure they find the happiness they deserve.

1

New York, New York

‘Would you tell me, please, which way I ought to go from here?’

‘That depends a good deal on where you want to get to,’ said the Cat.

Lewis Carroll, Alice’s Adventures in Wonderland

Specks of dust slow-danced in the sunlight streaming through the tall southern windows. Above the old man’s head, they tumbled and collided, equal parts chaos and choreography, at once permanent and fleeting. Some moved earthward, but just as many climbed heavenward with no visible means of propulsion. Why don’t the laws of gravity apply to them? Alice wondered.

She could hear New York humming and honking beyond her professor’s studio and although she felt reasonably certain that the city was in fact actually there, she had often suspected that another city, very close but obscured by some deficit in her perception, also existed. In that Other World, she could not be judged or derided for being clever or dull because the rules—like the law of gravity currently disproving itself before her very eyes—did not apply. In that place, there simply were no rules. How she longed to go there sometimes.

Professor Stoklinsky looked up and smiled with his eyes, all wild hair and wisdom. She braced herself for him to speak. But he said nothing and returned his attention to her work.

She dreaded this, his scrutiny. He expected so much of her. He treated her as if she were special, and if there was one thing Alice was certain about at the ripe old age of nineteen-almost-twenty, she was not exceptional. She knew this because she had been born into a family of unequivocally exceptional people.

Her mother had been a rising star at the BalletMet in Columbus, Ohio, until she fell through an unsecured trapdoor in the stage floor during a rehearsal of The Nutcracker and shattered thirty-nine of the fifty-two bones in her feet. During her long recuperation, she began to study law and was now managing partner in a prosperous legal firm on Wall Street. Her father, a celebrated ophthalmologist, spent all of his spare time in India restoring sight to those who could neither access nor afford proper care. Her older brother, who had followed their father into medicine, had been a Rhodes scholar and was currently specialising in renal surgery at the Mayo Clinic. Her younger sister had recently distinguished herself in her freshman year at Harvard by winning the Jacob Wendell Scholarship Prize. Each member of her family effortlessly excelled at most things they did.

Alice, on the other hand, did not. She did not have a grand passion for anything in particular, although it was her habit to carefully observe the hue, saturation and intensity of colour in just about any object that she came across. Her earliest memory was of hiding in her mother’s voluminous walk-in closet and arranging the clothes according to their place on the visible spectrum. She had begun with the blouses. Purple blouses, violet, blue, green, lime, yellow, cream, orange, red, burgundy. She put the white blouses between the yellow and cream ones, even though, strictly speaking, white was not part of the spectrum. Her mother had been charmed initially, but when Alice repeated the exercise with her siblings’ wardrobes, she had her tested to see if she was autistic.

At fourteen, Alice lied about her age and secured a part-time job in a clothing boutique three shops down from the corner of Eighty-Third and Madison. Nadine, the owner of the eponymously named boutique, soon recognised Alice’s flair with colour, as did her customers, who would always solicit Alice’s counsel before making purchases. Nadine even took Alice on a buying trip to the Say Yes to Life, Love and Style Fashion Week in Chicago. Alice liked being good at something. As her confidence grew, so did her circle of friends.

In her final year of high school, Alice plucked up the courage to ask her new best friend Manuela home for dinner. After she had left, Alice’s mother observed that Manuela had thick ankles. It was her sole comment about the evening. The next day in the canteen, Manuela performed a highly entertaining monologue about how their feisty friend Alice turned into a mouse at home. Alice rolled her eyes and laughed along but her cheeks burned bright.

At a cocktail party to celebrate her brother’s return from Oxford, a colleague of her mother’s mentioned he had seen Alice walking into a shop on Madison Avenue. Alice was on the verge of explaining that she had been working there for almost four years when her mother interjected, telling him that Alice was applying to volunteer as a guide at the Metropolitan Museum of Art, which was how she happened to be on the Upper East Side. This was a fabrication—Alice and her mother had discussed the possibility of it once, briefly, but that was all. Alice was about to protest when a steely matriarchal glance silenced her. She nodded impassively, choking on the sudden and certain realisation that she was actually a slight embarrassment; that in comparison to the daily activities of the rest of her family what she was doing was trivial, that therefore she was trivial, that she was letting the side down. It all arrived in one brief but devastating epiphany.

When she handed in her notice a few days later, Nadine pressed Alice to her impressive bosom and cried. Alice had a distant memory of being hugged like this as a child but she could not place where or when. She finished her final year of school with mediocre grades and did not attend her prom, despite having sourced eight yards of Yves Klein Blue shot silk for a dress.

On a brief visit home, Alice’s father noticed that she was somewhat withdrawn and mentioned this to her mother, who responded by arranging a blind date for their daughter with a young man from her firm who had just been promoted to junior partner. Daniel was ten years older than Alice, a clever litigator with the remnants of a childhood stutter. He had disconcertingly long eyelashes and would have been darkly handsome if not for his unusually large ears. If he’s prepared to forgive my red hair, Alice thought, I’m prepared to overlook the ears.

Alice’s mother was uncommonly pleased by the match and Alice could see that Daniel’s affection had not only redeemed but elevated her. Basking in the sunshine of her mother’s newly dawned approval, Alice realised how cold she had felt without it and was enormously grateful to Daniel as a consequence. When the time came for Alice to embark upon a course of tertiary study, it was Daniel who gently encouraged her to set aside her plans for a degree in fashion design at IED Milan and instead pursue a course at the Parsons School in New York City, where they might still see each other every day. Unfortunately Alice was so nervous that she botched her entrance interview and did not receive the offer of a place. Daniel wanted to sue but Alice, reluctant to make a fuss, quickly enrolled in a fine arts course at a local college that specialised in 3D modelling and printing, the principles of which she thought she might later apply to the design and manufacture of clothing.

And so it was, two years later, that Alice had left the warm bed of the loft she shared with Daniel and found herself standing in front of Professor Felix Stoklinsky with her stomach flipping. Once again, the old man looked up from her work. This time his look demanded some kind of response.

She had submitted three shoebox-sized maquettes as her major work for her second-year sculpture class. With the professor’s approval they would become much larger bronze pieces during her third and final year of study. The first maquette, of a young couple intertwined, suddenly looked like the rip-off of Rodin’s Kiss that it actually was. Alice steadied herself. Now was not the time to panic. She had rehearsed this with Daniel. It was his idea in the first place. She’d had no clue what to submit as her major work until he had browsed her previous year’s efforts and helped her to write a list of pros and cons for each piece. Having chosen three figurative sculptures, the next trick, Daniel explained, was to find some concept, some overarching idea, to connect them.

Alice cleared her throat and swept her hand in front of the Rodin maquette, feeling for all the world like a sales model on the Shopping Channel. ‘Bliss: the first stage. Two people meet. Fall for each other. It’s . . . bliss,’ she said.

The professor did not respond. She moved on to the second maquette: two middle-aged lovers, their arms wrapped around each other but their faces turned away, blank. Alice suddenly wondered what on earth had possessed her to suggest this awkwardly realised piece. But she stuck to the plan. ‘Doubt: the middle stage,’ she said. ‘Euphoria wears off. They have to work at making it work. Jealousy, boredom, disappointments . . . fill them with doubt.’

The professor nodded. A smile flickered across his face. Clamping both hands behind her back, Alice moved on to the third maquette: an old man, his face contorted with pain, held the lifeless body of a woman. Michelangelo’s Pietà with a role swap and post-modern twist. It suddenly seemed so lame. She suppressed her horror and ploughed on. ‘Loss: the final stage,’ she said. ‘One person always loses the other.’

‘Always?’ the professor inquired.

‘Always,’ she said. ‘Either they find another person, or they leave, or one of them . . . dies.’

‘So this is your thesis? That love ends badly?’

Alice’s stomach appeared to be planning an exit strategy via her mouth. She pursed her lips and nodded.

The professor looked into her pale grey eyes. They were all lovely at this age but this one was particularly so. She reminded him of a marble-eyed Venus, not quite present, not yet vividly alive the way most of her rambunctious classmates were. Years of experience told him there were fires flickering in her unexplored depths, but he worried that she would never go exploring because there would never be a need; hers was the kind of beauty that opened doors, that would allow her to skim lightly across the top of life for as long as it suited her.

‘What are you doing for the vacation?’ he asked abruptly.

‘I’m . . . sorry . . .?’

‘What are you doing? Where are you going?’

‘I . . . I don’t know.’

‘I want you to go somewhere different. And I want you to do something . . .’ The old man grabbed her hands from behind her back. For a beat he held them in his grasp then flung them high above her head. ‘. . . something voosh!’

He was smiling kindly at her but Alice felt tears sting her eyes. She had disappointed him too. Well, she was sick of it. She was sick of disappointing people. She was sick of being an idiot. Suddenly Alice knew exactly what she should do, and right there and then determined to do it.

In that moment she believed that the inspiration to go abroad was completely hers. She had no conception that forces greater than herself were calling her to Rome—that she had, in fact, been summonsed to the Eternal City. By me.

2

London

Not even old age knows how to love death.

Sophocles

The Eiffel Tower trembled and shuddered and began to move down Holland Park Avenue. Lizzie watched from the enormous bay window of her dead brother’s pied-à-terre as a bright red double-decker bus, on which the poster of Paris was plastered, ploughed toward a flock of pigeons. They exploded into the air, scattering to the winds. One particular pigeon shot over the top of a plane tree and headed straight for Lizzie. She reeled back slightly, fearing that it might fly into the glass, but the bird stopped in an elegant flutter and landed on the stone ledge directly in front of her. Lizzie and the pigeon regarded each other, tilting their heads this way and that.

She was not, and never had been, a beauty, but there was nonetheless an irresistible sparkle about grey-haired seventy-nine-year-old Lizzie Lloyd-James dressed in mourning purple. Okay, she had conceded just this morning, there was no such thing as ‘mourning purple’, but she looked like a cadaver in black so that was that.

Lizzie addressed the pigeon: ‘Henry wants to go to Roma.’ When she spoke, it was with the cut-crystal ring of the British upper class. The bird cocked its head.

Behind, in the dark gleaming room, a woman’s voice responded, a trace of the rural west betraying her Bristolian roots. ‘A Roman sojourn. Something to blow the wind up our skirts.’

Lizzie lifted the dog-eared hand-typed document and angled it toward the light. She searched her pockets before realising that her reading glasses were hanging on a chain around her neck. She put them on, pushing and pulling them up and down her nose until she achieved focus.

‘He wants to go to some bridge . . .’ said Lizzie.

Again, the voice: ‘The Ponte Sant’Angelo.’

‘Yes, the bridge with the angels,’ said Lizzie, squinting at the document. ‘According to this, it’s where you met.’

‘Yes, it is,’ said Constance. ‘Good God.’

Lizzie turned and peered over the top of her glasses to see a bejewelled blue-veined hand rise from the depths of a wing-back chair. Leaving the pigeon to his own devices, she crossed the room and placed the document in the hand of her dead brother’s wife.

Seventy-eight-year-old Constance Lloyd-James, unlike her sister-in-law, had been, and still was, a beauty, despite the recent ravages of grief. She had been born to entrepreneurial working-class parents who had made a fortune redeveloping the Bristol docklands when the floating harbour began to lose its place as a major port for English merchant ships. The money had afforded Constance a tertiary education in London and Rome, while her beauty allowed her to marry ‘up’ into a minor aristocratic family at the beginning of the Swinging Sixties, a time when all levels of society were pretending that social class no longer mattered, even though it really did.

Harnessing her own family’s gift for property development, young Constance helped to turn around the dwindling fortunes of her husband’s estate. As their wealth grew, both husband and wife engaged in a campaign of supporting living British artists by purchasing their works. As a consequence they now owned a priceless collection of paintings, sculptures and installations as well as large tracts of London property and a number of organic farms in Devon and Cornwall.

‘Are you okay there, girlie?’ asked Lizzie. They had called each other ‘girlie’—she couldn’t recall why exactly; perhaps as some ironic pre-femini...

Table of contents

• COVER PAGE
• TITLE PAGE
• COPYRIGHT PAGE
• CONTENTS
• PROLOGUE
• 1 NEW YORK, NEW YORK
• 2 LONDON
• 3 LEONARDO DA VINCI I
• 4 ALL ROADS
• 5 SAINT CHRISTOPHER AND VICOLO DEL POLVERONE
• 6 PIAZZA DELLA MADONNA DEI MONTI
• 7 VIA DEI CORONARI
• 8 THE DO-GOOD SISTER OF VIA MARGUTTA
• 9 PONTE SANT’ANGELO
• 10 VIA DI SAN SIMONE
• 11 HOTEL SAN MARCO
• 12 COLOSSEO
• 13 ARCO DI SANTA MARGHERITA
• 14 THE SPANISH STEPS
• 15 THE ART OF THE CAPPUCCINI
• 16 SANTA BARBARA DEI LIBRAI
• 17 STAZIONE DI ROMA TERMINI–GIOVANNI PAOLO II
• 18 LA BARBUTA
• 19 SAINT BARBARA
• 20 VATICANO
• 21 ARCO DEGLI ACETARI
• 22 LUNGOTEVERE DEGLI ALTOVITI
• 23 IL PIRAMIDE AND THE DEAD PROTESTANTS
• 24 ENDING IN VIA MARGUTTA
• 25 UN COLPO D’ARIA
• 26 THE ANGEL OF GRIEF
• 27 LEONARDO DA VINCI II
• 28 THE GRAVITATIONAL PULL OF BLUE TILES
• 29 THE DREAM
• EPILOGUE
• GLOSSARY OF ITALIAN WORDS AND PHRASES
• ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS