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The back door to the Mohawk Grill opens on an alley it shares with the junior high. When Harry throws back the bolt from inside and lets the heavy door swing outward, Wild Bill is waiting nervously in the dark gray half-light of dawn. There is no way of telling how long he has been pacing, listening for the thunk of the bolt, but he looks squitchier than usual today. Driving his hands deeper into his pockets, Wild Bill waits while Harry inspects him curiously and wonders if Billâs been in some kind of trouble during the night. Probably not, Harry finally decides. Bill looks disheveled, as always, his black pants creaseless, alive with light-colored alley dust, the tail of his threadbare, green-plaid, button-down shirt hanging out, but thereâs nothing unusually wrong with his appearance. Harry is glad, because heâs late opening this morning and doesnât have time to clean Wild Bill up.
When Harry finally steps aside, Bill scoots by into the diner and climbs onto the first round stool at the end of the formica counter. Harry hooks the heavy door to the outside wall so the delivery men can come in the back way and the place can air out. A few flies will wander in off the street, but will end up stuck to the No Pest Strips dangling from the ceiling. Harry throws open the large windows in the front of the diner, creating a cool draft that stands Wild Billâs thinning hair on end. Bill is in his middle thirties, but his baby-fine hair is falling out in patches and he looks as old as Harry, who is almost fifty.
âHungry?â Harry says.
Wild Bill nods and studies the grill, which is sputtering butter. Harry lifts a large bag of link sausages and tosses several dozen on the grill, covering its entire surface, then separates them with the edge of his spatula, arranging them in impressive phalanxes. âItâs gonna be a while,â he warns.
Wild Bill is beginning to look less anxious. The sputtering sausage calms him, and he watches hypnotized as the links spit and jump. The grease begins to puddle and inch toward the trough at the edge of the grill. Wild Bill would prevent its escape if he could because he likes the taste of sausage grease. Sometimes, when Harry remembers, he will scramble Wild Billâs eggs in it before cleaning the surface. But Bill only gets eggs when he has money, which is seldom. Bill himself rarely has more than a few nickels, but for the last ten years, at the first of the month, an envelope has arrived at the Mohawk Grill containing a crisp ten-dollar bill and a note that says simply, âFor William Gaffney.â Where it comes from is the only genuine mystery in Harryâs life. At first he thought the money came from the boyâs father, but that was before he met Rory Gaffney. Harry has met just about everyone who knows Wild Bill and determined by one means or another that itâs none of them. The money just appears. When itâs used up, Harry can be depended upon to stake Wild Bill to coffee and one of yesterdayâs sticky buns before his customers come in, but Harryâs generosity has its limits, and he seldom gives away food that isnât headed for the dumpster. Once, on Christmas two years before, Harry had got to feeling pretty blue about things in general, so to get rid of the depression he had cooked Wild Bill a big breakfastâjuice, eggs, ham, pancakes, home fries, toast, jelly, and maple syrupâwhich the younger man wolfed, wide-eyed and grateful, before going out into the alley to be sick. Since then, Harry has been careful not to make the same mistake.
âI want you to take out the trash this morning,â Harry says, turning sausages with his spatula.
Wild Bill watches each flip like an expectant dog waiting for a mistake.
âHear me?â
Wild Bill starts and looks at Harry.
âI said I want you to take out the trash. You can have some toast.â
âOw?â
âYes, now.â
Wild Bill is reluctant to leaveâhe likes to watch the sausageâbut slides off the stool and goes to the back of the diner where Harry has stacked several bags of garbage. The flies have already discovered them and are attacking the plastic in a frenzy. Wild Bill deposits each of the bags in the dumpster and returns to his stool just as two pieces of toast pop up golden brown. Harry butters them sparingly and puts the toast on a saucer in front of Wild Bill. He almost asks if heâd got into a fight during the night, then decides not to. If Bill had, there would be the usual signs, because he isnât much of a fighter. Usually, whoever starts the fight will give Bill a fat lip and then get embarrassed when, instead of getting mad, Wild Bill would just stand there, his arms dangling at his sides, looking as if he might cry.
âYou ainât found yourself a girlfriend, have you?â
Bill shakes his head, but he stops chewing his toast to look at Harry, who wonders if he might be lying, if he is capable of lying.
âI promised your uncle Iâd tell him if you got into trouble,â Harry warns.
But Wild Bill has gone back to his toast, which he chews with exaggerated concentration, as if he fears making a mistake. There is a thud against the front door of the diner and Harry goes to unlock. The rolled up Mohawk Republican is lying in the entryway, and Harry returns with it after checking to make sure he didnât hit the number the day before. The Republican knows its readership and prints the three-digit number in the upper left-hand corner of the front page above the headline, which today reads, in somewhat bolder type than usual, TANNERIES BLAMED FOR ABNORMAL AREA CANCER RATE. Harry skims the first short paragraph, in which a university study of Mohawk County concludes that people living in the county are three times more likely to contract cancer, leukemia, and several other serious diseases than elsewhere in the country. Persons who work in the tanneries and leather mills themselves or who reside near the Cayuga Creek, where the Morelock, Hunter and Cayuga tanneries are accused of dumping, are ten to twenty times more likely to contract one of the diseases listed on page B-6. Spokesmen for the tanneries deny that any dumping has occurred in nearly two decades and suggest that the recent findings are in all probability a statistical anomaly.
Harry leaves the paper on the counter for anybody who wants to check Fridayâs late racing results. The sausages done, he scoops them off the grill and into a metal tub. He will toss them back on to warm for a minute as the orders come in. What doesnât get eaten by breakfast customers heâll use in sandwiches later in the day. He knows within a link or two what is needed. There are few surprises in the diner, for which he is thankful. With the long spatula he moves the puddle of grease toward the trough before lining the glistening surface with rows of bacon strips.
âHey,â he says. Wild Billâs busy thumbing toast crumbs off his saucer. âYou donât ever drink out of the crick, do you?â
Wild Bill shakes his head.
Harry shrugs. It was just an idea, but it wouldâve explained a lot. Harry wasnât around Mohawk when Wild Bill was a boy, but some people said heâd been normal once, more or less. The bacon begins to sizzle. Harry belches significantly and wipes his hands on the stomach of his apron. He feels the way he always does on Saturday morning after a hard nightâs drinking. He has come directly to the diner without any sleep, and the sweet smell of frying meat has his stomach churning. Itâs not his stomach heâs worrying about, though. He has proposed marriage to some woman during the course of the evening. When drinking, Harry is indiscriminate about women, to whom he invariably proposes. The women Harry ends up with on Friday nights usually say yes, and then he has to renege. On the plus side, they know he hasnât any intention of marrying, so their feelings are never hurt. They say yes because itâs a long shot and their lives are full of long shots. They know Harry doesnât need a wife and could do better if he were serious about taking one. There was a time when they couldâve done better than Harry, but that was several presidents ago. The calendar above the grill is for 1966, a year out of date. Whoever gave Harry the calendar the year before didnât give him a new one this year. The months are the same and Harry doesnât mind being a few days off.
âDonât get hooked up with women,â he mutters.
âOw?â
âAny time.â
Harry sees Bill eyeing yesterdayâs sticky buns beneath the glass dome. He hands Bill one and dumps the rest. The bakery man will be along in a few minutes. Harry flips the bacon.
On the other side of the wall is the sound of tramping feet on the staircase, which means the all-night poker game on the second floor is breaking up. This in turn means that Harry will have some early business. When the front door opens and several men enter, Wild Bill starts to leave, but Harry puts a hand on his shoulder and he settles back on his stool. Ordinarily, Harry doesnât want him around after his paying customers start coming in, but he knows these particular men are not squeamish. At the moment they are barely awake. After taking stools in the center of the counter, two of the red-eyed men order big breakfastsâham steak, eggs, home fries, toast, coffeeâand the other two just coffee. Harry doesnât have to ask who won. John, the lawyer, usually wins and hangs on to his winnings until he goes to Las Vegas, usually twice a year. Then Vegas usually wins. One of the noneaters pulls out the dayâs racing form. The other grabs Harryâs Mohawk Republican and folds out the sports page. âWhat was yesterdayâs number?â somebody says.
âFour-two-one,â Harry growls.
âI havenât had a number in three years.â
âSo what? I havenât been laid in pretty near that long.â
âI can get you laid if you can get me a number,â says John, who is reputed to be a ladiesâ man. Heâs the only one who looks relatively fresh after the long nightâs work.
âAnybody can get laid,â another agrees.
âSome of us prefer girls.â
A mock fight breaks out. Wild Bill watches the men, a little alarmed at the feigned hostilities. One of the men nods a hello in his direction.
âOughta,â Bill says.
âYeah,â the man says, rolling his eyes at Harry. âOughta.â
âOughta,â the rest chime in. âOughta, Harry.â
âLay off.â Harry wishes now that heâd let Bill, who is grinning happily at this camaraderie, clear out when heâd wanted to. He sometimes wishes Wild Bill would just go off some place and not come back. Heâs a burden at best. Still, Harry doesnât like people making fun of him.
âHow long does it take to fry a couple eggs?â the lawyer wants to know. âThey oughta be done by now.â
âOughta,â the others say in unison.
The man with the sports page leans back on his stool so he can see the street outside. âStay away from my car, you fat shit.â Officer Gaffney is studying the three illegally parked cars at the curb. A recent ordinance prohibits parking on Main Street. âIf I get a ticket, Iâm going temporarily insane.â
âIâll take your case,â John tells him.
âEven you could win it,â somebody says.
Harry doesnât even bother to look. He knows Officer Gaffney and also knows that no tickets will be written until he finds out who the cars belong to. Gaffney likes to drink coffee in the diner, and he leaves Harryâs customers alone.
The door opens and he strides in, a large man, but soft-looking. Even the boys who race their bicycles down the Main Street sidewalks are unafraid. They do wheelies behind his back as he guards the traffic light at the Four Corners and are gone again before he can turn around. Only Officer Gaffney takes himself seriously. He wears his thirty-eight slung lower than regulation on his right hip. âBoys,â he nods, taking a stool at the opposite end of the lunch counter from Wild Bill.
âOughta,â somebody says.
Wild Bill is clearly nervous again, fidgeting on his stool and never taking his eyes off the policeman. He is made uneasy by uniforms, even those worn by familiar people. Wild Bill hasnât had much luck with uniforms.
âWho owns the Merc,â Officer Gaffney asks. He pours two level teaspoons of sugar into the steaming coffee Harry puts in front of him.
âMurphy,â says the lawyer, jabbing his eggs until they run yellow. âHeâll be down in a minute if he doesnât kill himself.â
âYou couldâve bought him breakfast, at least,â says one of the coffee-drinkers.
âI offered. He said he wasnât hungry.â
âI hope his kids arenât either. Not this week, anyhow.â
âThis month.â
âHe isnât the only one took a bath,â says the other coffee-drinker, anxious that the absent Murphy not hog all the sympathy.
âYeah, but did you see the look on his face when he lost on that aces-over-boat?â
Devouring the bleeding eggs, John chortles at the recollection. âShit,â he says appreciatively.
When Wild Bill slides off his stool like a scolded dog and slinks out the back, Harry doesnât try to stop him. The men watch him go. The man reading the sports page has now folded the paper back to the front. âHe must drink out of the Cayuga,â he says. Everybody but Harry laughs.
âWhat the hell is âoughtaâ supposed to mean?â
âIt means Howdy,â Harry says.
âHow do you know,â John asks. âYou look it up in the Moronsâ Dictionary?.â
âIt means Howdy.â
âYou can settle this, Gaff,â the lawyer says without looking up from his breakfast. âYouâre his uncle.â
Officer Gaffney goes deep purple. Though he and Wild Bill look about the same age, he is indeed the other manâs uncle. Not many people in Mohawk know Wild Billâs last name, so he seldom has to admit to being related. Now they all know.
âI do see a family resemblance, now that you mention it,â somebody remarks.
âSay oughta, Gaff.â
âCan it!â Harry thunders, so loud that everybody including the policeman jumps. Harryâs normally red face is even redder, and he brandishes his long, thin spatula like a sword. To someone wandering in off the street, Harry would look more comic than menacing, but anyone wise and within striking distance of his spatula takes him seriously.
Itâs the lawyer who breaks the tension. âYou must have got married again last night. Always makes you pissy. I can have it annulled by noon unless itâs consummated.â
âConsummated? Harry?â
Everybody laughs, and Harry lowers his weapon. He doesnât mind them kidding him, but heâs still angry. âHeâs just a poor moron. Give him a break, canât you?â
âSure, Harry. We really oughta.â
When the men pay up and leave, Harry and Officer Gaffney have the place to themselves. Itâs early still. The policeman reads the front page of the Republican while Harry dumps a small tub of home fries onto the grill. He probably wonât see Wild Bill again until Monday morning, and thatâs just as well. Harry wonders where he goes, what he does with his days and nights. By the time the policeman puts the paper down, Harryâs fries are good and brown underneath, but they look cold and unappetizing. The cars that were out front are gone, except for the Mercury.
âThis Murphy character a customer?â
Harry says he isnât.
Officer Gaffney pays for his coffee and goes back outside. Harry can see him bend over the Merc to write a citation on the hood. Harry turns the home fries and looks around his diner. He hasnât many regrets about his life, nor does he want a lot that he doesnât have. The diner is just about right. He wishes no...