It Was an Ugly Couch Anyway
eBook - ePub

It Was an Ugly Couch Anyway

And Other Thoughts on Moving Forward

  1. 256 pages
  2. English
  3. ePUB (mobile friendly)
  4. Available on iOS & Android
eBook - ePub

It Was an Ugly Couch Anyway

And Other Thoughts on Moving Forward

About this book

A collection of refreshingly honest and hilarious essays from Southern Living columnist Elizabeth Passarella about navigating change--whether emotional or logistical--and staying sane during life's unexpected twists and turns.

After Elizabeth Passarella and her husband finally decided that it was time to sell their two-bedroom apartment in Manhattan, she found herself wondering, Is there a proper technique for skinning a couch? The couch in question was a beloved hand-me-down from her father--who had recently passed away--and she was surprisingly reluctant to let the nine-foot, plaid, velour-covered piece of furniture go. So, out came the scissors. She kept the fabric and tossed the couch.

We've all had to make decisions in our lives about what to keep and what to toss--habits, attitudes, friends, even homes. In this new collection of essays, Elizabeth explores the ups and downs of moving forward--both emotionally and logistically--with her welcome candor and sense of humor that readers have come to love. She enters into a remarkable (and strange) relationship with an elderly neighbor whose apartment she hopes to buy, examines her own stubborn stances on motherhood and therapy, and tries to come to terms with a family health crisis that brings more questions than answers. Along the way Elizabeth reminds readers that when they feel stuck or their load feels heavy, there is always light breaking in somewhere.

It Was an Ugly Couch Anyway will make readers laugh, cry, and feel a little less alone as they navigate their own lives that are filled with uncertainty, change, and things beyond their control.

Information

Publisher
Thomas Nelson
Year
2023
eBook ISBN
9781400219032

Table of contents

  1. Cover
  2. Title Page
  3. Copyright
  4. Contents
  5. Prologue: Home
  6. Chapter 1: It Was an Ugly Couch Anyway
  7. Chapter 2: What Doesn’t Kill You
  8. Chapter 3: Finding Lois: Moving, Part 1
  9. Chapter 4: But, You Know, Polished
  10. Chapter 5: I’ll Always Have Arkansas
  11. Chapter 6: With My Sincerest Apologies to the Late Nora Ephron and Basically Every Female Writer I Admire
  12. Chapter 7: Like We Own the Place: Moving, Part 2
  13. Chapter 8: Mothers-in-Law
  14. Chapter 9: Lost in Times Square
  15. Chapter 10: I Used to Be a Dog Person
  16. Chapter 11: How Long for a Passport?: Moving, Part 3
  17. Chapter 12: The Chapter of Questionable Opinions
  18. Chapter 13: Middle School Is Awesome
  19. Chapter 14: Lord, Make Me a Spleen
  20. Chapter 15: We Walk Away: Moving, Part 4
  21. Chapter 16: Funerals Are the New Girls’ Trips
  22. Chapter 17: Staying Put
  23. Epilogue: Finally, Finally
  24. Acknowledgments
  25. About the Author

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