The Sh!te Before Christmas
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The Sh!te Before Christmas

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The Sh!te Before Christmas

About this book

From Sunday Times bestselling author and TikTok sensation @MammyBanter

One month to go. One stressed mum. Can she pull off the perfect family Christmas?

It's the most wonderful time of the year…

Like every mum, Tara wants a perfect Christmas for her family – but no-one else is lifting a finger and she's losing her elf-ing mind.

From a vaping teen, explosive potty training and a disastrous Nativity, to a distracted husband acting very out of character, the final straw is Tara's glamorous, feckless mother moving herself back in for the holidays.

Can Tara pull off the holly jolly Christmas of her dreams? Will she deck the halls and not her family? Or is this a Christmas catastrophe waiting to happen…

Hilarious, heartwarming and festive as f*ck – the new novel from the Sunday Times bestselling author of Mammy Banter: The Secret Life of an Uncool Mum.

Mammy Banter was a Sunday Times #4 hardback fiction bestseller on 5 March 2022.

Information

Publisher
HarperCollins
Year
2022
Print ISBN
9780008579883
eBook ISBN
9780008579890
Topic
Literature
Subtopic
Women in Fiction
Index
Literature

Table of contents

  1. Cover
  2. Title Page
  3. Copyright
  4. Dedication
  5. Epigraph
  6. Contents
  7. Chapter 1: Ladies and gentlemen, introducing Miss Vape Blanchett
  8. Chapter 2: Have you any woom, please?
  9. Chapter 3: Full fat milk with your tea?
  10. Chapter 4: No peeeeee!
  11. Chapter 5: Say it, don’t spray it
  12. Chapter 6: Are you gaslighting me?
  13. Chapter 7: Flipping that Christmas bird
  14. Chapter 8: Not the f**king Elf
  15. Chapter 9: Don’t shit on Santa!
  16. Chapter 10: What a shitemare!
  17. Chapter 11: The prodigal mother returns
  18. Chapter 12: The best calves in Derry
  19. Chapter 13: Santa Claus is coming to town
  20. Chapter 14: Casa del Gemmy and Pammy
  21. Chapter 15: That jingle bell bitch!
  22. Chapter 16: It’s my baby shower, and I’ll cry if I want to
  23. Chapter 17: Total eclipse of the Pamela
  24. Chapter 18: I came here to sleigh
  25. Chapter 19: Put me on the naughty list, please
  26. Chapter 20: That’s not Santa’s sack!
  27. Chapter 21: Dear Santa … Help!
  28. Chapter 22: Nathan’s time to shine
  29. Chapter 23: Once upon a time in Bethlehem …
  30. Chapter 24: Merry Kinkmas
  31. Chapter 25: Last-minute (sex) shopping
  32. Chapter 26: Craic that whip, girl
  33. Chapter 27: My very own Rebel Mum
  34. Chapter 28: I love him, actually
  35. Chapter 29: The last Christmas
  36. Chapter 30: Who doesn’t love a Christmas candle?
  37. Chapter 31: You scumbag, you maggot
  38. Chapter 32: Dashing through the snow
  39. Chapter 33: We Three Queens …
  40. Chapter 34: There’s snow place like home
  41. Chapter 35: Twas the night before Christmas
  42. Chapter 36: Santa’s been!
  43. Chapter 37: All is calm, far from shite
  44. A Christmas Glossary of Derry/Irish terms
  45. Acknowledgements
  46. Keep Reading …
  47. About the Author
  48. Also by Serena Terry
  49. About the Publisher

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