I Finally Bought Some Jordans
eBook - ePub

I Finally Bought Some Jordans

Essays

  1. 308 pages
  2. English
  3. ePUB (mobile friendly)
  4. Available on iOS & Android
eBook - ePub

I Finally Bought Some Jordans

Essays

About this book

"Very good writers have an ability to make you understand what they're feeling. But the very best writers have an ability to make you understand what you're feeling. And that's where Michael Arceneaux sits, and that's what he does in this new book. It's like he's crawling around inside your head opening file cabinets and telling you what the gibberish you've scribbled on each page in each file means. What a great, fun read."—Shea Serrano, #1 New York Times bestselling author

New York Times bestselling author Michael Arceneaux returns with a hilarious collection of essays about making your voice heard in an increasingly noisy and chaotic world.

In his books I Can't Date Jesus and I Don't Want to Die Poor, Michael Arceneaux established himself as one of the most beloved and entertaining writers of his generation, touching upon such hot-button topics as race, class, sexuality, labor, debt, and, of course, paying homage to the power and wisdom of Beyoncé. In this collection, Arceneaux takes stock of how far he has traveled—and how much ground he still has to cover in this patriarchal, heteronormative society. He explores the opportunities afforded to Black creatives but also the doors that remain shut or ever-so-slightly ajar; the confounding challenges of dating in a time when social media has made everything both more accessible and more unreliable; and the allure of returning home while still pushing yourself to seek opportunity elsewhere.

I Finally Bought Some Jordans is both a corrective to, and a balm for, these troubling times, revealing a sharply funny and keen-eyed storyteller working at the height of his craft.

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Information

Publisher
HarperOne
Year
2024
Print ISBN
9780063140417
eBook ISBN
9780063140424

Table of contents

  1. Cover
  2. Title Page
  3. Dedication
  4. Epigraph
  5. Contents
  6. Please Unblock Me, Toni Braxton
  7. Who All Gon’ Be There?
  8. Sit Back and Enjoy the Troll
  9. I Get Fades to Feel Alive
  10. DMJ
  11. Empty Symbols
  12. Better to Cry Now Than Never
  13. I’ll Give You My Last
  14. Insurrectionists Have Roaches
  15. I Thought You Could Only Melt in Texas
  16. Insert Miscellaneous Complaints Here
  17. I Can See My Teeth
  18. I Hope I Get to Become a Happy Old Black Man
  19. Taking My Own Advice
  20. How It Feel Outside?
  21. Uncle Mikey
  22. I Finally Bought Some Jordans
  23. A Lovely View of a Burning World
  24. Forgive Me, Beyoncé, for I Have Sinned
  25. Acknowledgments
  26. About the Author
  27. Copyright
  28. About the Publisher

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