"Humorous, poignant, provocative and educational," this essay collection by a doctor "offer[s] fresh takes on the ever-changing field of medicine." (
Kirkus Reviews)
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Doctor and medical columnist John Launer has written on the practice and teaching of medicine for many years.Â
How Not to be a Doctor includes over fifty of his essays covering a range of topics including music, poetry, literature, and psychoanalysis, as well as contemporary medical politics and the personal experiences of being a doctor.
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Taken together, they set out an argument that being a doctorâa real doctorâshould mean being able to draw on every aspect of yourself, your interests, and your experiences, however remote these may seem from the medical task of the moment.
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From lessons on what they don't teach you in medical school to the author's poignant account of being a patient himself as he received treatment for a life-threatening illness, the essays in
How Not to Be a Doctor combine erudition with humor, candor, and the human touch that will inform and entertain readers on both ends of the stethoscope.
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"Witty and wise. Shows how important it is that doctors are allowed to be human." âKit Wharton, author ofÂ
Emergency Admissions: Memoirs of an Ambulance Driver

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Medicine BiographiesTable of contents
- COVER
- COPYRIGHT
- CONTENTS
- INTRODUCTION
- 1. HOW NOT TO BE A DOCTOR
- 2. STRESS TEST
- 3. PLUS ĂA CHANGE
- 4. MODERN MEDICINE
- 5. WHATâS IN A NAME?
- 6. THE WRONG TROUSERS
- 7. CLOSE ENCOUNTERS
- 8. MENTIONED IN PASSING
- 9. ALL GREEK TO ME
- 10. ANNA O AND THE âTALKING CUREâ
- 11. DOING THE ROUNDS
- 12. ITâS ALL IN THE BODY
- 13. DR SCROOGEâS CASEBOOK
- 14. THE ITCH
- 15. OF CHEESE AND CHOICE
- 16. LETâS TALK ABOUT SEX
- 17. MYSTERIES OF THE MALE
- 18. THE ENDURING ASYLUM
- 19. DO NOT DISTURB
- 20. BURNING YOUR RELATIVES
- 21. THE PROBLEM WITH SEX
- 22. THE ART OF QUESTIONING
- 23. HOT WATER
- 24. INTERPRETING ILLNESS
- 25. IT TAKES TWO
- 26. YELLOW NOSE SIGN
- 27. DIALOGUE AND DIAGNOSIS
- 28. BREAKING THE NEWS
- 29. CAREERS ADVICE
- 30. ONLY OBEYING ORDERS
- 31. THE ART OF NOT LISTEN ING
- 32. END OF THE ROAD
- 33. ESCAPING THE LOOP
- 34. IMPALED ON THE INVISIBLE
- 35. WEASEL WORDS
- 36. FOLK ILLNESS AND MEDICAL MODELS
- 37. THE FACTS OF DEATH
- 38. CARE PATHWAYS
- 39. ON KINDNESS
- 40. CAPABLE BUT INSANE
- 41. ON THE RECORD
- 42. CLOSE READINGS
- 43. MEET YOUR MICROBIOME
- 44. OPIUM
- 45. MEDICINE AS POETRY
- 46. THE BREATHTAKINGLY SIMPLE FACTS OF LIFE
- 47. MONKEY BUSINESS
- 48. MEDICINE UNDER CAPITALISM
- 49. MEMORIES OF THE WORKHOUSE
- 50. TAKING RISKS SERIOUSLY
- 51. THREE KINDS OF REFLECTION
- 52. BRIEF ENCOUNTER
- 53. POWER AND POWERLESSNESS
- 54. FATHERS AND SONS
- FURTHER READING
- ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS
- AUTHORâS NOTE
- ABOUT THE AUTHOR
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