Big Sam's Guide to Life
eBook - ePub

Big Sam's Guide to Life

  1. 256 pages
  2. English
  3. ePUB (mobile friendly)
  4. Available on iOS & Android
eBook - ePub

Big Sam's Guide to Life

About this book

"Manager of the Month. Manager of the year, I'd say. Manager of the century. Manager of your hearts.""Feast! Feast on my milky teat of triumph. For I am Big Sam, and I am a footballing god."Business leaders and politicians have long realised that there is much to be learned from the world of low-to-mid Premier League football. But what about the rest of us? What can the former manager of England, Crystal Palace and literally nine other teams teach us about our own lives? Across a book chock-full of utter brilliance, 'Big Sam' will pass on some of the wisdom he's accumulated over the years. Like how to deal with betrayal. Or how to seduce a woman in three easy steps. Or how to thwart disaster if someone plays Nickelback on a pub jukebox. There's very little that Big Sam can't turn his hand to and very little that he won't happily share with you lucky readers.So, whether you're trying to deal with online trolls, on a night out and saddled with a disabled or forced to make small talk with people in the goods and service industries, Big Sam's Guide to Life will guide you to the top, or at least avoid relegation.

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eBook ISBN
9781911274957
Year
2017

Table of contents

  1. Front Cover
  2. Halftitle Page
  3. Title Page
  4. Copyright Page
  5. Contents
  6. Prologue
  7. How to Deal With Betrayal
  8. Puns
  9. Three Steps to Seduce Any Woman
  10. How to Thwart Disaster if Someone Plays Nickelback on a Pub Jukebox
  11. What to do When There’s a Sex Scene on the telly And You’re Watching With an Elderly Relative
  12. Band Names For Sale
  13. What If You Don’t Realise Your Dreams?
  14. How to Avoid Small Talk With People in The Goods And Service Industries
  15. The Night I Pleaded With The IRA to Put Their Arms Away
  16. Six Dead Celebrities I Have Slept With
  17. Losing Your Virginity
  18. My Grooming Ritual
  19. A Writer Writes
  20. The Night of The Stranger
  21. Should Brexit Mean Brexit?
  22. Six Ways to Keep Your Sex Life Vibrant
  23. How to Party Hard When You’re Saddled With a Disabled For Company
  24. What I Would do if I Had Five Minutes in a Room With Jimmy Savile
  25. How to Deal With an Online Troll
  26. Is Dreaming of Making Love to an Animal Wrong?
  27. What Happens When You Fall In Love with Another Man?
  28. Epilogue