*The Sunday Times bestseller* Fact: Did you know, over its lifespan, your sofa will witness roughly 293 arguments and 1, 369 cuddles? Hiya, my name's Scarlett Moffatt and I love random facts. Almost as much as I love sitting on me sofa. You might know me best from my most famous and celebrated sit thus far on the I'm A Celebrity throne. You might also know me from all sorts of other seats, most especially my Gogglebox sofa. Well this book is my attempt at telling me life story through a whole series of them!So I'd like you right now to stop what you're doing and take a seat, whether it be in the comfort of your own home, on the top deck of the bus, on the tube (so you don't have to make eye contact with anybody) or on the throne of the house (a.k.a. the toilet). I want you to get comfortable and get ready to laugh, cry and maybe even learn a bit, as I chat to you about some of the highs and lows of me life. So grab a brew, settle down, and let's start from the very beginning...
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- Front Cover
- Half-Title Page
- Title Page
- Copyright Page
- Dedication
- Table of Contents
- Introduction: Sofa, So Good!
- 1. Everyone Starts Out as an Arsehole
- 2. How Is Evaporated Milk There if it’s Already Evaporated?
- 3. If You Like Piña Coladas and Getting Caught in the Rain
- 4. Strictly Scarlett
- 5. Bikes and Bells
- 6. Do You Want to Go to the Prom with Me?
- 7. Quarter Litre of Vodka and a Blue Panda Pop, Please
- 8. Dad Said I’m His Favourite, Sorry
- 9. Do You Need a Bag with That?
- 10. Irony: Getting Burgled Dressed as a Burglar
- 11. Those Dark Dole Days
- 12. ‘You Want Me to Watch the TV for a Living?’
- 13. Scarlett Mo’fat to Scarlett No’fat
- 14. Let’s Get Ready to Jungle
- 15. I’m Not Quite a Celebrity… Get Me Out of Here!
- 16. And the New Queen of the Jungle
- 17. Christmas Time, Cold Mashed Potato and Wine
- 18. London and its Smashed Avocado
- 19. Saturday Night Takeaway (Mine’s a Chicken Kebab)
- 20. By Guv’nor It’s Mary Bleeding Poppins
- 21. The Time I Watched Jeremy Kyle with Kevin Bacon
- 22. That’s a Streetmate
- 23. Cross my Palm with Silver
- Epilogue: The Young Girl and Her Plaits Fable
- Acknowledgements
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