The Naughty Kid's Handbook
eBook - ePub

The Naughty Kid's Handbook

  1. 300 pages
  2. English
  3. ePUB (mobile friendly)
  4. Available on iOS & Android
eBook - ePub

The Naughty Kid's Handbook

About this book

WARNING! DON'T LET YOUR PARENTS GET THEIR HANDS ON THIS BOOK!!'Don't be naughty!'How many times have you heard that?At home, at school, pretty much everywhere you go, THEY are always telling you 'Don't be naughty' - even when you're not doing anything or bothering anyone at all! So, if THEY all assume that you're going to do something 'naughty'… why not just do it?The Naughty Kid's Handbook teaches you how to pull off all sorts of tricks, from ducking out of PE at school to swerving chores at home or annoying the neighbours - well, THEY never stop complaining about you anyway, do they?You can learn vital skills like how to lie, how to cheat and how to vomit at will to get what you want, and to get away with it. THEY think you are going to be naughty, so BE NAUGHTY - just don't get caught!

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Information

Publisher
Dino Books
eBook ISBN
9781784184070
Year
2015

Table of contents

  1. Cover
  2. Title Page
  3. Contents
  4. Introduction
  5. How to Make Your Bike Sound Like a Motorbike
  6. How to Get Out of Kissing Your Auntie
  7. How to Get Out of Eating Sprouts
  8. How to Win at Noughts and Crosses
  9. How to Watch Telly Past Your Bedtime
  10. How to Get Out of Listening to Your Parents’ Music in the Car
  11. How to Get Out of Sitting in the Middle
  12. How to Get Your Dog to Actually Eat Your Homework
  13. How to Get Out of Gardening
  14. How to Get Your Parents to Give You Double Pocket Money
  15. How to Make Somebody Do a Chicken Impression
  16. How to Sneak Downstairs Without Waking Your Parents
  17. How to Get Out of Eating Foreign Muck on Holiday
  18. How to Convince Your Younger Sibling Their Room is Haunted
  19. How to Get Out of Sitting Next to the Nutter on the Bus
  20. How to Win at Rock, Paper, Scissors
  21. How to Get Out of Games and PE
  22. How to Make it Look Like You’ve Had a Shower at School Without Actually Having Had One
  23. How to Get Out of Being Blamed for a Fart on a Plane
  24. How to Win an Argument With Your Sister or Brother
  25. The Fantastic Facts (all the Rest are Fab Fibs!)
  26. Copyright