No One Likes Us, We Don't Care

True Stories from Millwall, Britain's Most Notorious Football Holigans

Andrew Woods

• Publisher: John Blake
• eBook ISBN:
  9781843584520
• Year: 2011

Meet the UK's most notorious football hooligans. Author Andrew Woods has come face-to-face with Millwall's most famous firm and now, for the first time, the Bushwackers reveal all about their bloodiest battles and fiercest rivalries -- in their own words. But among the camaraderie, the battles of wits with the police and the exhilarating toe-to-toe run-ins with the opposition, this book also examines the history of hooliganism and why measures brought in to combat violence have failed. Packed with hilarious characters, shocking tales and plenty of excitement, no stone is left unturned in this journey into the dark side of football. With stories from the 1960s to the present day -- including the infamous Luton riot of 1985, the 'Mad Season' of 2001/02 and the ongoing war with West Ham's ICF -- No-one Likes Us, We Don't Care is the ultimate collection of tales from the terraces.

Table of contents

• COVER
• TITLE PAGE
• DEDICATION
• CONTENTS
• 1 WE HEARD THE CHANT
• 2 FROM THE ELEPHANT TO THE DEN
• 3 THE HAMMERS GET HAMMERED
• 4 HOOKED
• 5 SWINGING THE BLUES
• 6 GUNNING FOR TROUBLE
• 7 A TRIP DOWN THE WALWORTH ROAD
• 8 PLOUGHING INTO THE TRACTOR BOYS
• 9 CRIME DOES SOMETIMES PAY
• 10 ON THE MARCH WITH F-TROOP
• 11 THE PRIDE OF LONDON’S LIONS
• 12 CHEWING TOFFEES
• 13 OUTNUMBERED … BUT NOT OUTCLASSED
• 14 AUNTIE PAYS A VISIT
• 15 THE HATTERS GO MAD
• 16 HIBS SCOTCHED
• 17 1985 – THE YEAR FOOTBALL LIVED DANGEROUSLY
• 18 DERBY FAILS TO SCALE THE ’WALL
• 19 MAGGIE THATCHER, FOOTBALL SNATCHER
• 20 MANCHESTER BEATEN RED AND BLUE
• 21 AGONY AND ECSTASY
• 22 CHOPPING DOWN FOREST
• 23 MARSHALLING THE TROOPS
• 24 WELSH LAMBS TO THE SLAUGHTER
• 25 THE LIONS LEAVE THE DEN
• 26 NAUGHTY … AND NOT VERY NICE
• 27 KICKING OFF AT THE NEW DEN
• 28 THE FIRM EARNS ITS SPURS
• 29 WITHIN A STONE’S THROW – CHARLTON AND CRYSTAL PALACE
• 30 ROAD TO NOWHERE
• 31 ROCK BOTTOM
• 32 SHEEP IN WOLVES’ CLOTHING
• 33 HOOLIGANS IN YOUR LIVING ROOM
• 34 BANGING THE BRUM
• 35 TALKING OF MILLWALL …
• 36 SPORTING GENIUS … AND STUPIDITY
• 37 FRIDAY NIGHT, BRISTOL’S ALL RIGHT
• 38 HOOLIGANISM – PURE GENIUS
• 39 SEASONAL MADNESS
• 40 STRANGERS IN OUR MIDST
• 41 SWEET FA
• 42 GUILTY UNTIL PROVEN INNOCENT
• 43 HUNGARY FOR A EUROPEAN TEAR-UP
• 44 THE FIGURES DON’T LIE … DO THEY?
• 45 SO I SUPPOSE A RUCK’S OUT OF THE QUESTION, THEN?
• 46 BLACK. WHITE AND BLUE
• 47 SINKING FEELING AFTER DAMAGING’ HULL
• 48 HOOLIE HEAVEN
• 49 WE’RE FOREVER BURSTING BUBBLES
• 50 HANDLING OLD BILL – A BEGINNER’S GUIDE
• 51 THE LION’S ROAR – MILLWALL’S CHANTS
• A FINAL THOUGHT
• AUTHOR’S NOTE
• COPYRIGHT