How to Stay Married
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How to Stay Married

The Most Insane Love Story Ever Told

  1. 272 pages
  2. English
  3. ePUB (mobile friendly)
  4. Available on iOS & Android
eBook - ePub

How to Stay Married

The Most Insane Love Story Ever Told

About this book

Harrison Scott Key, winner of the Thurber Prize for American Humor, tells the shocking, “shot through with sharp humor” (The Washington Post), spiritually profound story of his journey through hell and back when infidelity threatens his marriage.

One gorgeous autumn day, Harrison discovers that his wife—the sweet, funny, loving mother of their three daughters, a woman “who’s spent just about every Sunday of her life in a church”—is having an affair with a family friend. This revelation propels the hysterical, heartbreaking events in How to Stay Married, casting our narrator onto “the factory floor of hell,” where his wife was now in love with a man who “wears cargo shorts, on purpose.” What will he do? Kick her out? Set fire to all her panties in the yard? Beat this man to death with a gardening implement? Ask God for help in winning her back?

Armed only with a sense of humor and a hunger for the truth, Harrison embarks on a hellish journey into his past, seeking answers to the riddles of faith and forgiveness. Through an absurd series of escalating confessions and betrayals, Harrison reckons with his failure to love his wife in the ways she needed most, resolves to fight for his family, and in a climax almost too ridiculous to be believed, finally learns that love is no joke. “A fiercely memorable account of marital devotion against all odds” (Publishers Weekly, starred review), How to Stay Married is a comic romp unlike any in contemporary literature, a wild ride through the hellscape of marriage and the mysteries of mercy.

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Table of contents

  1. Cover
  2. Title Page
  3. Dedication
  4. A Note to Readers
  5. Epigraph
  6. Salutation: A Conversation with the Beast
  7. Chapter 1: I Don’t Know What You’ve Heard
  8. Chapter 2: What’s in the Box
  9. Chapter 3: Where the Dragons Are
  10. Chapter 4: The Unfortunate Fact of this Mysterious Man
  11. Chapter 5: Notes On Chad
  12. Chapter 6: The Truth Will Set You Free to Lose Your Mind
  13. Chapter 7: Lauren’s First Lie
  14. Chapter 8: Love Is a Joke
  15. Chapter 9: The Darkness He Called Night
  16. Chapter 10: A Brief History of Doubt
  17. Chapter 11: Goats and Monkeys
  18. Chapter 12: The Gravitron of God
  19. Chapter 13: Exile from the Magic Kingdom
  20. Chapter 14: Bannermen of Love
  21. Chapter 15: The Little Lawn Boy Learns His ABCs
  22. Chapter 16: The Treaty of Versailles
  23. Chapter 17: The Church of Broken Windows
  24. Chapter 18: Rapture
  25. Chapter 19: This Little Blight of Mine
  26. Chapter 20: Easter Eggs
  27. Chapter 21: Second Revelation
  28. Chapter 22: Back and There Again
  29. Chapter 23: The Hardest Thing
  30. Chapter 24: Lying in Bed
  31. Chapter 25: Notes On Chad, Revisited: A ‘Dateline’ Exclusive
  32. Chapter 26: The Gall
  33. Chapter 27: The Woman Who Brought Me Here Is Gone
  34. Chapter 28: There Was a Man in the Land of UZ
  35. Chapter 29: Sinners in the Hands of an Angry Dog
  36. Chapter 30: Love at the Lone Wolf Lounge
  37. Chapter 31: Asexual Healing
  38. Chapter 32: What Happened Before the Wedding
  39. Chapter 33: This Is How It Ends
  40. Chapter 34: A Miracle in Yazoo
  41. Chapter 35: The Carriage House
  42. Chapter 36: What Just Happened
  43. Chapter 37: A Whore in Church
  44. Chapter 38: How to Stay Married
  45. Acknowledgments
  46. About the Author
  47. Copyright