Everybody's Favorite
eBook - ePub

Everybody's Favorite

Tales from the World’s Worst Perfectionist

  1. 256 pages
  2. English
  3. ePUB (mobile friendly)
  4. Available on iOS & Android
eBook - ePub

Everybody's Favorite

Tales from the World’s Worst Perfectionist

About this book

“Many have tried, and many will try, to capture the sweet, innocent insanity of life as a young girl during the ’90s and 2000s. None have come close to the comedic perfection Lillian Stone nails again and again in Everybody’s Favorite.” —Glamour, Best Nonfiction Books of 2023

From one of the Internet’s favorite self-deprecating commentators comes Everybody’s Favorite, a laugh-out-loud essay collection that tackles the relentless pursuit of perfection while navigating growing up in the early 2000s.

Lillian Stone—childhood evangelical, AOL girlfriend, and professional nail biter is always living on the edge of anxiety. From the pitfalls of a girl plagued by religious trauma, the incomprehensible yet unforgiving need for perfection, and a poorly-behaved twenty-pound beagle, Everybody’s Favorite is a refreshing story of what it means to pick yourself when the world is telling you otherwise. Still navigating the ins and outs of adulthood, accompanied by an obsessive-compulsive disorder that’s become an exercise in self-acceptance and thus compassion, Lillian has become an expert in fighting the urge to be someone else’s idea of perfect. In this laugh-out-loud essay collection, replete with cringe-inducing touchstones of an early-aughts girlhood, Lillian Stone recounts her quest to be everybody’s favorite.

Set largely during the early 2000s Ozarks, and peppered with Stone’s biting satire and gloriously self-deprecating personal anecdotes, Everybody’s Favorite is a wry, empathetic look at the chaos that ensues when we contort ourselves into an ever-changing assortment of socially acceptable shapes —only to fall out of place, twist an ankle, pee your pants a little, and realize that the pursuit of perfection isn’t really all that interesting. 

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Information

Year
2023
eBook ISBN
9780063241053
Print ISBN
9780063241039

Table of contents

  1. Cover
  2. Title Page
  3. Dedication
  4. Contents
  5. Introduction: Attack of the Madisons
  6. Nothing’s Funnier Than Naked
  7. Popular Sins, Explained
  8. Sexy Cartoon God
  9. Tiny Dainty Baby Lady
  10. An Evening of Carnal Delights as Envisioned by My Ten-Year-Old Self
  11. Welcome to Ass Planet
  12. I’m a Clog Bitch Now
  13. I’m a Clog Bitch Now (Pt. 2)
  14. The Incredible Vibrating Teen
  15. Beware the Howler
  16. The Poor Woman’s Steve Irwin
  17. Essential Items to Have on Hand When the World Ends
  18. Bugging Out
  19. I Am Backpack Pug
  20. I’m a B12 Bitch Now
  21. Face of an Angel, Heart of a Gerbil
  22. Out of Office
  23. Opinion Machine
  24. Quiz: Which Boy Band Archetype Is Your Perfect Boo?
  25. Bad Egg
  26. Madison Forever
  27. Acknowledgments
  28. About the Author
  29. Copyright
  30. About the Publisher

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