- 68 pages
- English
- ePUB (mobile friendly)
- Available on iOS & Android
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About this book
- An effort at levity in a world that feels like it's already gone to hell.
- Fatherhood
- The relationships between two generations (Gen X and Gen Z)
- Parenting humor
- Possible course adoptions for: Contemporary American Poetry, Prose Poetry, Hybrid Writing, and Flash Fiction/Flash Nonfiction
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Yes, you can access Doom Scroll by Matthew Guenette in PDF and/or ePUB format, as well as other popular books in Literature & Poetry. We have over one million books available in our catalogue for you to explore.
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Table of contents
- Cover Page
- Halftitle Page
- Title Page
- Copyright Page
- Contents
- Love Will Tear Us Apart
- Sticky Notes
- Worst Punk Band
- Awesome Dad
- Cul-de-Sac
- Rubber Chicken
- Motivational Poster
- Punk Song
- Finger Roll
- Lurid Dreamcatcher
- Put It on a T-Shirt
- Pigeon
- Shipwreck
- Your Results Aren’t Good
- I, Too, Have Been Unfaithful
- Chicken Sandwich
- Middle School Research Project
- Seasons of Mists and Mellow Fruitfulness
- Space Smells Like Metal
- Credit Card
- I Against I
- I Used to Be a Landscaper
- A Wicked Case of Hiccups
- Wormhole
- Nuclear Volleyball
- Discount Hand Grenades
- Hazmat Suit
- The Great Pyramids
- Bigger Wave
- You Sound Like Your Mother
- This Guy from Turkey
- Doom Scroll
- A Quick Bedtime Story
- Go Team!
- Jack and Diane
- Gutter Guy
- Din
- Disentanglement Puzzle
- Folk Song
- Back-To-School Supplies
- Brother-In-Law
- Eating My Peas
- The Trojan Horse Appears in New Hampshire
- Cancel Culture
- Phoebe Bourassa
- But We Still Have More Errands to Run
- To the Lake
- Trouble
- Clouds
- Yellow Rain Slicker
- Acknowledgments