Birdie & Harlow
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Birdie & Harlow

Life, Loss, and Loving My Dog So Much I Didn’t Want Kids (…Until I Did)

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  2. English
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Birdie & Harlow

Life, Loss, and Loving My Dog So Much I Didn’t Want Kids (…Until I Did)

About this book

“In this hilarious, uplifting memoir, Wolfe describes her intense bond with Harlow...as she grapples with the chaos of her 20s, marriage, and eventually new motherhood.”—Washington Post

“An engaging debut with a lighthearted memoir of her tender relationship with her dog, Harlow, and her rocky path to becoming a mother. . . . A sweet homage to a beloved pet.”—Kirkus Reviews

The funny and poignant story of one woman’s wonderfully codependent relationship with her dog – and what he taught her about chosen family and the reward of motherhood.

Birdie & Harlow is the story of a baby and a dog. But motherhood is never quite that simple. In Taylor Wolfe’s case, it’s a long, zigzagging and winding road.

Meant to be a last-minute anniversary gift for her then boyfriend (and now husband), the highly-energetic and loud-mouthed Vizla puppy named Harlow turns out to be the best snap decision twenty-year-old Taylor ever makes—and the beginning of the most epic friendship she ever has. As Wolfe’s resistance to 9-5’s and traditional adulthood grows, Harlow becomes the perfect companion for her eccentricities in a world that thrives on conformity. Wolfe’s twenties—full of pitfalls and surprises, sad days and silver linings—led her to the realization that life is too short to spend your days in a crate (or a cubicle), that parks are meant to be enjoyed, and most importantly, she wants to be a mom. But really, isn't she one already? 

A charming and touching memoir, Birdie & Harlow is a tribute to the many expressions of modern motherhood, to both human and fur babies alike. Taylor’s story reminds all of us that life will surprise you and that families should come in every shape and size.

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Information

Publisher
HarperOne
Year
2023
Print ISBN
9780063293816
eBook ISBN
9780063293830

Table of contents

  1. Dedication
  2. Contents
  3. Introduction
  4. Part One
  5. A Borderline Unhealthy Codependent Relationship Begins
  6. Things to Pack: Hospital Bag for Me and the New Baby
  7. Things to Pack: Harlow’s Weekend Bag While We’re at the Hospital
  8. Hello, Birdie
  9. No One’s Gonna Buy the Milk
  10. Harlow’s Nicknames
  11. A Humble Beginning
  12. Hurricane Harlow Has Entered the Chat
  13. Reasons I Took Harlow to the Vet His First Year
  14. Dear Google, Why Do People Have Kids?
  15. How to Interact with the Only Child-Free Couple at Family Get-Togethers: Option 1
  16. Carl, Are You Serious?
  17. How to Interact with the Only Child-Free Couple at Family Get-Togethers: Option 2
  18. There’s a Baby in There
  19. Harlow and the City
  20. I Guess I Don’t Want a Steady Paycheck
  21. Strengths: Quitting Jobs; Weaknesses: Leaving My Dog
  22. A Quick Rundown of My Job History 2009–2012
  23. A Different Fucking Way
  24. Things I Want to Remember About Our Chicago Homes
  25. Here We Are
  26. A Breather
  27. Here We Are (Still)
  28. Things Not to Say to Someone After a Miscarriage
  29. An HCG Number Reveal
  30. Part Two
  31. Rita Wilson’s Husband Has Covid
  32. Remaining a United Front
  33. Things I Often Wonder About Cavewomen and Motherhood
  34. The Storm
  35. A Cervix of Steel
  36. We Become Mountain Folk
  37. Just a Small Bump
  38. My Birth Plan
  39. White Butterflies and Slithering Snakes
  40. The Full Moon
  41. Things I Tried to Induce Labor
  42. Full-Blown Scary Mode
  43. Lawless
  44. The Little Red Wagons
  45. A Reminder from a Stranger
  46. The Matt Foley Bulb
  47. My Acceptance Speech for Winning an Award for Earliest Epidural Given
  48. The Way Back
  49. Canned Heat
  50. My Description of Baby Items and What They Should Actually Be Called
  51. And Then What?
  52. It’s the Most Wonderful Time of the Year—For Intrusive Thoughts and Mental Breakdowns!
  53. Harlow the Unicorn
  54. The Part I Don’t Want to Write
  55. So Many Good Days
  56. I’ll Be Right Back
  57. Epilogue
  58. Acknowledgments
  59. About the Author
  60. Copyright
  61. About the Publisher

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