Stolen Hell

A Retail Hell Underground Digital Short

Freeman Hall

• Publisher: Adams Media
• Year: 2012
• eBook ISBN: 9781440537059

Greedy Grabbers, Privileged Pinchers, Shady Scammers, and More!

Whether they’re swiping merchandise or conning cashiers, Nasty Ass Thieves (NATs) can be retail’s worst nightmare.

Do they honestly think they can return merchandise they didn’t buy? Or muscle their way out of a private chat with Loss Prevention? Or short-change drawers every time they shop?

Apparently they do - or there wouldn’t be these 36 hilarious-and-true stories from RetailHellUnderground.com bloggers about NAT run-ins of every shape and size. From food scammers to hulking shoplifters to the unthinkable tale of “Paint and Poo,” these stories will make you look - and laugh - a little harder at your fellow customer.

Table of contents

• Cover
• Title Page
• Contents
• RHU Intro
• The Little Old NAT from Pasadena
• The Terrible Tale of Stinky Bitch
• Lady Von Ripoff
• Fuckmuffin and the Holiday NATs
• The Tale of Miss Scary-On Pigs
• Always Remember to Tip When Dining and Dashing
• NAT Privileges
• Free Food Scamming
• A Game of NAT Catch
• Shady Savings
• The Adventures of Paulina Blart, Mall Cop
• Gay Marriage NATs
• Stupid NAT at the Magic Kingdom
• Wanted: Mature Cashier Security Guards
• Born to Preach and Steal
• Paint and Poo
• Dumbass Cop at the Counter
• The $10 Coffee NAT
• Dog Food Shenanigans
• New Pants
• Game Show NAT
• Just a Little Short
• Miserable Adventures with a Salon NAT
• It’s Only Food
• Shortchangers in the Drive-Thru
• Stability Is Highly Overrated
• Keester NAT
• Patriotic Plant Thief
• Detaining Ms. Hulk
• Scamming at Hellgreens
• To Catch a Dumb NAT
• Busted by Scan Gun
• A Girlband NAT Tale
• The $10 Cell Phone Store NAT
• How to Handle a Restaurant Food Scammer
• Taking Tote Bags
• Closing Time NAT
• Copyright Page