Discount Hell

A Retail Hell Underground Digital Short

Freeman Hall

• Publisher: Adams Media
• Year: 2012
• eBook ISBN: 9781440537066

These Discount Rats want more than sales

To Discount Rats, the world should be free . . . and retail slaves are to blame when it isn’t.

These crazy customers show up with purses full of coupons and intend to leave with enough swag to impress a thief. They’ll negotiate, scream, complain, and threaten - so long as the sale is in sight!

These 33 hilarious-and-true stories of penny-pinchers and stingy shoppers are straight from the bloggers of RetailHellUnderground - and boy do they have some history with these misers! From the Meal Voucher Rat who needs an amusement park escort to find the right restaurant to the Credit Rat who gets a black mark in the customer database, these denied bargain hunters will have you in stitches!

Table of contents

• Cover
• Title Page
• Contents
• RHU Intro
• Summer Sale Rat Storm
• Shitty Cash and the Price Whore
• Rat Beast Want Candy
• How to Get Free Stuff in Burger Hell
• Picky Rat
• The Tale of Crazy Coin Lady
• Mullet Man
• The Desperate Rat
• Maryland Brown ’n’ Dirty
• Old Slavery: One of Those Days from Hell
• The Vulture
• My First Discount Rat
• Extreme Coupon Hell
• The Illiterate Rat
• The Four-Cent Douche
• No Discount, No Book!
• Tale of the Six Feet Under Meal Voucher Rats
• Death of a Bookstore
• Crazy Discount Rat Showdown
• Forever Sale Dreams
• The Fall of Credit Rat
• Nickel and Dimed
• The Anti-Discount Rat
• The Tragedy of Selective-Reading Disorder
• Summertime with the Rats
• The Pretentious Bitch Discount
• McRat Drinks for Free
• The Cost of Discounting
• Coupon Hag Inspiration
• How to Score Free Shit While Being the Biggest Douche in the Room
• Uprising of the Discount Rat Ballsacks
• Dragon Lady
• Why Isn’t It Free?
• Copyright Page