Little Monster Hell
eBook - ePub

Little Monster Hell

A Retail Hell Underground Digital Short

  1. 100 pages
  2. English
  3. ePUB (mobile friendly)
  4. Available on iOS & Android
eBook - ePub

Little Monster Hell

A Retail Hell Underground Digital Short

About this book

There is no wrath like a Hellspawn scorned... They scream. They cry. And they're worse then just miniature versions of their entitled, rude, and too-often crazy parents. They're Hellspawn.These child terrors didn't get their name for being cute. They have ransacked stores, turned on their parents, and tried to get employees fired. And the retail slaves that suffer their tantrums are tired of keeping quiet.In these 43 hilarious-and-true stories from RetailHellUnderground.com bloggers, little monsters like Pee Boy, Pony Girl, and the Little Ice Cream Devils give kids everywhere a bad name. But when Mouthy gets his smart-alecky due and the Screamer is offered an exorcism, you'll find yourself rooting for the Underground heroes in no time!

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Information

Publisher
Adams Media
Year
2012
eBook ISBN
9781440537080

Table of contents

  1. Cover
  2. Title Page
  3. Contents
  4. Greetings Curious Reader
  5. Game of Flower Ball
  6. To Give the Devil Everything He Wants
  7. Day of the Hellspawn
  8. Taking a Bite out of Discipline
  9. Hellspawn Teachings
  10. Pee Boy
  11. Pony Girl
  12. Hellspawn Old Slavery Style
  13. Little Ice Cream Devils
  14. Five Hellspawn Tales to Scream By
  15. Screamers
  16. Sticky Fingers
  17. Hellspawn in the Machine
  18. Ego-Freaks, Giggly Girls, and Empties
  19. Thank the Retail Gods for Old-Fashioned Values
  20. Mouthy Hellspawn
  21. Let Me Out Now
  22. Good Kid, Bad Parent
  23. Hellspawn at Play
  24. It’s No Use Crying over Spilled Shampoo
  25. Is That My Hellspawn?
  26. Party Brat
  27. Little NAT
  28. Entitled Tweens in the Fitting Room
  29. King-Sized Family Brawl in 3D
  30. Daredevil Spawn
  31. Hellspawn Gets What He Wants
  32. Flight of the Wrecks
  33. Shades of Hellspawn
  34. Demon Tommy
  35. Cookie Monster
  36. Don’t Drink the Soda; or, How to Get Fired via Society’s Failures
  37. Not So Magical Monsters
  38. Playtime Bribery
  39. Hellspawn Tales of the Used to Be Rich and No Longer Famous
  40. Birthday Wishes from Hell
  41. Karate Spawn
  42. Just Say No
  43. Johnny’s Bad Choices
  44. Mistaken for Hellspawn
  45. Grandmaspawn
  46. Between Heaven and Hellspawn
  47. Gift of the Heavenspawn
  48. Copyright Page