The bestselling, bitingly satirical novel about one man’s search for his soul … in the most soulless of places.
'A fearsome satirical blast.’ The Age
Hugh Walker has it all. He’s a successful young lawyer with a beautiful girlfriend and a million dollar office view … So why does he identify more with his resident cockroach than Atticus Finch, his childhood hero?
Once upon a time he was the defender of the abused, the voice of the oppressed. But now he's turning a blind eye to suspect time sheets, championing the powerful against the powerless, and not being entirely honest with his girlfriend. Has his good side deserted him? Is there a way back?
PRAISE FOR HELL HAS HARBOUR VIEWS
‘A sharp-clawed comedy.’Sydney Morning Herald
‘The funniest, most unutterably savage lawyer joke ever.’ John Birmingham
‘Beasley exercises brutal wit … His spirited whistleblowing is a tonic.’ Weekend Australian

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Table of contents
- Cover
- Dedication
- Sydney, 2001
- Chapter 1: The famous gnocchi incident
- Chapter 2: The 24.3-hour day
- Chapter 3: Dumb and dumber
- Chapter 4: My blow-up doll
- Chapter 5: The 100-million-dollar man
- Chapter 6: Doctor warns – ‘Supermodels fart too’
- Chapter 7: The love boat
- Chapter 8: Somewhere over the rainbow
- Chapter 9: Burgess, Philby and Myname
- Chapter 10: To brie or not to brie
- Chapter 11: Portrait of the partner as a not so young man
- Chapter 12: Nicole Kidman and me
- Chapter 13: Tongue of trouble
- Chapter 14: A night at the Opera House
- Chapter 15: Sleeping with the enemy
- Chapter 16: The unmistakable sounds of sexual intercourse
- Chapter 17: The colour of money
- Chapter 18: The oldest man in the world
- Chapter 19: A day at the races
- Chapter 20: Sometimes the hecklers are right
- Chapter 21: The first man on the moon
- Chapter 22: The day I was replaced by Ally McBeal
- Chapter 23: My family and Jerry Springer
- Chapter 24: ‘Honey, I can explain everything …’
- Chapter 24: Bela Lugosi and me
- Chapter 26: Lost in space
- Chapter 27: www.dirtyoldjudge.com
- Chapter 28: The hollow men pay up
- Chapter 29: Troy story
- Chapter 30: Gwyneth, Ben, Matt and yogurt
- Chapter 31: The story of my life
- Chapter 32: The unauthorised biography of Rottman Maughan and Nash
- Chapter 33: John, Paul, George and Rambo
- Chapter 34: This fatal shore
- Postscript
- Acknowledgements
- ‘Cyanide Games’ Excerpt
- About the Author
- Copyright
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