Hello Friend We Missed You
eBook - ePub

Hello Friend We Missed You

  1. 200 pages
  2. English
  3. ePUB (mobile friendly)
  4. Available on iOS & Android
eBook - ePub

Hello Friend We Missed You

About this book

Hello Friend We Missed You is a poignant and comic novel about loneliness, Netflix, existing, rural life, money, Jack Black, and learning to live in the least excruciating way possible. Its story, which unfolds on the small Welsh island of MĆ“n, of people armed with every social media completely failing to communicate, is far, far funnier than it has any right to be. It's also, ultimately, extremely moving. An incredible debut novel from a truly unique prose stylist.

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Information

Publisher
Parthian Books
Year
2020
eBook ISBN
9781912681938
Print ISBN
9781912681495

Table of contents

  1. Cover
  2. About Richard Owain Roberts
  3. Title Page
  4. Dedication
  5. Music To Crash To
  6. Drug cat
  7. Lukeā€™s plastic face
  8. Well, you saw the clip
  9. Photo 419 of 834
  10. TripAdvisor *** rated gastro pub
  11. Define success though
  12. Email drafts written whilst listening to Classic FM 1:45-4:45AM
  13. The banana car still somehow smells of banana
  14. James Woods, what the hell
  15. The animals must have proper agency
  16. Messenger Extract
  17. Email draft written whilst listening to Classic FM 1:45-3:45AM
  18. Rare and literal second chance
  19. Class anthem
  20. This island could sink and we could live in a new underwater island city
  21. Co-op car park (~5% capacity)
  22. Legit house party (pt1/3)
  23. Email drafts written whilst sitting on a toilet 12:00AM
  24. Email drafts written whilst sitting on a toilet 12:15AM
  25. Legit house party (pt2/3)
  26. Email drafts written whilst sitting on a toilet 1:05AM
  27. Legit house party (pt3/3)
  28. Boutique Village Holds First Annual Seafood Festival
  29. A quiet island
  30. Kayaking (A Quiet Island)
  31. Dolphin sighting (A Quiet Island)
  32. Great mates, inseparable, football, table tennis
  33. Music to win to
  34. Norwegian fuckers
  35. Email from twelve months ago
  36. Feel strong aversion to this
  37. Trip Advisor **** restaurant
  38. Ready to die a violent death
  39. Tiny plastic comets
  40. Mixed Lego
  41. An arresting image
  42. Such pain and style
  43. Blue and Yellow Trail Arrows
  44. TRUDY
  45. Donā€™t ruin this smoothie for me
  46. Most Beautiful Suicide Method
  47. Thereā€™s still time (an email)
  48. Thereā€™s always time (a reply to an email)
  49. VNVBFOJDOSJDOJDOHKHJFJD
  50. Jason Statham
  51. I have to return some videotapes m8 (pt1/2)
  52. Email drafts written whilst listening to real life ā€˜ambient rain on car roof noiseā€™ at 3:30-3:45AM
  53. Email Sent to Jack Black whilst listening to real life ā€˜ambient rain on car roof noiseā€™ at 3:30-3:45AM
  54. I have to return some videotapes m8 (pt2/2)
  55. Wakeboarding (A Quiet Island)
  56. Night Swimmer (A Quiet Island)
  57. One thousand sheets at any given time
  58. Somehow a most beautiful image
  59. Six days ago
  60. (Any kind of hope is beautiful)
  61. Acknowledgements
  62. Advertisments
  63. Copyright