
This book is available to read until 4th February, 2026
- 188 pages
- English
- ePUB (mobile friendly)
- Available on iOS & Android
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Vicky's Ditties
About this book
Vicky's DittiesĀ is a collection of hilarious anecdotes written by a gutsy and sometimes audacious Yorkshire lass with a wicked sense of humour.
They take you on a journey from her youth, feeding laxative chocolates to scrounging kids in the park, and through her varied careers, starting with working in a pet shop, to becoming a qualified driving instructor and latterly running a farmhouse B&B with the love of her life, Dave, who was blessed with exactly the same larger-than-life personality.
If you want a giggle, this book is a must!
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Table of contents
- Title Page
- About the Author
- Dedication
- Copyright Information Ā©
- Acknowledgement
- Foreword
- Ponies and Bilberries
- Laxatives in the Park
- John and the Monument
- Snot and the Cider
- Smart Brown Trouser Suits
- Two Left Feet
- Our Night to Remember
- The Spanish Waiter and His Tips
- Dog Meat Butty
- Mohican Budgerigar
- Joey the Budgieās Last Holiday
- Walkabout Parrott
- The Monkey Business and the Toupee
- Lady Driver and the Morris Minor
- Earring Error
- Antics in a 3-Litre Ford Capri
- The Rubber Chicken
- Titty Milk at Teatime
- Harden Grand National
- Laddie and the Car Tyre
- Canal Trip on Horseback
- The Runaway Horsebox
- The Dentistās Waiting Room
- Muck and the Motorhome
- Automated Chapatti Flour Dispenser and Come Dancing in Otley
- Giggles in the Boardroom
- The Saga of the Soggy Cellar
- The Lady Mayor
- Three Wheels on My Wagon and Iām not Rolling Along
- The Mystery of the Missing Hanging Baskets
- Apple for the Teacher
- Ex-Cop who was No Cop
- Horses to Water
- The Fearless Flasher
- From Rags to Riches
- Midnight Grouting
- The Wrong Funeral
- The Iron Range Explosion
- Parsons Cruise Line
- Comical Cruising
- The Coiffure and the Candles
- Bollock Watch
- The Arabs and the Cricket Match
- Georgeās Encounter with a Six- Foot Silk Worm
- The Dreamer, Workaholic and Fisherman in Dumfries
- Supermarket Antics
- A Curry with a Viscount
- Mr Pepper Pot
- Browside Birdies
- The Tasmanian Taxman
- Les MisƩrables at Browside B&B
- The Curse of the Nocturnal Patients