Paddling Edna (Part 2) Into the Sea

How a Backyard Creek Provided One Couple Access to the Sea by Kayak

LaNae Abnet

• Publisher: Palmetto Publishing
• Year: 2023
• Edition: 1
• eBook ISBN:
  9798822912854
• Topic: History
• Subtopic: Historical Biographies
• Index: History

Table of contents

• Cover
• Copyright
• Title
• Table of Contents
• In Memory
• Acknowledgements
• The Story Behind the Chapter Titles
• Read This First
• The Inspiration
• Background
• If You Find a Name like Ezra, You Don’t Give It Up
• You Don’t Expect Your Relative to Show up with a Goat
• And Then the Government Ran Out of Pot (guest writer John)
• That White Butt Never Lies
• Your Words Are like Swarming Birds That Never Land
• We’re Here for the Head Shaving Event
• Every Hour Another Baby Is Born Naked
• All I Wanted Was a Colonoscopy
• Don’t Put Your Baby on the Bar—It's Sticky
• If I Don’t Tell a Lie Once in a While, You Won’t Appreciate the Truth
• Why Can You Pick My Boogers and I Can't
• It's About a Cigarette's Distance from Here
• Your Condom Money Just Flew Everywhere (guest writer John)
• Two Big Hams
• I Don’t Want to Talk About Dead People Anymore (guest writer John)
• Two Bucks for the Beer, the Food Is Free
• Maddox and Landon Tried to Lift a Bench to Get Girlfriends
• I Forgot to Think About the Thing I Needed to Think About
• “Stairway to Heaven” Was My Bathroom Song (guest writer John)
• We’re STILL Almost There
• Currently There Is a Yukon-Wide Ukulele Shortage (guest writer John)
• Exactly Where IS Tarnation (guest writer John)
• Will My Life Be Complete? (I’ll Die Before I Know)
• Life's Better with a Kickstand (guest writer John)
• It's Never Too Late (Unless, of Course, You Wait Until It's Too Late)
• I’m Not Naked—I Have Socks On
• I Didn’t Want to Fall in Love with That Grape
• Their Absurdity Makes Me Look Normal
• There's No Time for Not Knowing
• ...And Now the Cops Are Here
• Well, He Hasn’t Dropped the Baby Yet
• Go to the Embassy—the Piano Is Leaking (guest writer John)
• The Older I Get, the Older Old Is (guest writer John)
• Don’t Get Beaned by a Cobble
• It Was a Paper Bag Experience
• I’m Just Glad I Realized I Was Dumb
• That's What I Get for Tryin’ to Pick the Pretty One
• He Sleeps with His Glasses on So He Can See His Dreams (guest writer John)
• You’re Not a Certified Tree Removal Expert (guest writer John)
• At First Light, I Slipped Three Stools Over the Side of the Boat
• Just Because It Rhymes Doesn’t Mean It Should Be Sung (John with guest writer LaNae)
• There Was a Pig Event
• If the Picture Moves, It's a Video (guest writer John)
• Apparently, That Piece Was Necessary
• How Long Is He Going to Leave His Pants on the Porch
• I Can Buy a New Guitar Because My Husband Bought a Cannon (guest writer John)
• I Had a Near Death Experience at a Pancake House
• Why Do All the Slow Boats Go to China
• Learned It at Sam's Club—Confirmed It at Home
• What Did People Do Before Valve Stem Tools
• The Beginning “If a trip like this doesn’t change me, there is something wrong.”
• About the Author