Suck It, Wonder Woman!
eBook - ePub

Suck It, Wonder Woman!

The Misadventures of a Hollywood Geek

  1. 214 pages
  2. English
  3. ePUB (mobile friendly)
  4. Available on iOS & Android
eBook - ePub

Suck It, Wonder Woman!

The Misadventures of a Hollywood Geek

About this book

Suck It, Wonder Woman! brings Olivia Munn's unique humor, incredible wit, and lightning-fast costume changes to a world that needs more scrapbooking, sea monkeys, and for the love of God, a freakin' hoverboard!
In this hilarious collection you'll find essays like "thought's About My First Agent's Girlfriend's Vagina," wherein Olivia skewers what it's like to live in Hollywood. In "Sex: What You Can Do to Help Yourself Have More of It," she frankly gets down to the business of getting it on, including advice on how to appropriately wrap it and bag it. In "What to Do When the Robots Invade (Yes, When!)," Olivia offers valuable information on . . . what to do when the robots invade! And just when you thought she couldn't get any more geeky, she can. This book also includes such handy treasures as a timeline of great moments in Geek history, a flip book, an unofficial FAQ section, and a nifty (read : smokin') foldout poster.

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Information

Publisher
St. Martin's Press
Year
2010
Print ISBN
9780312591052
eBook ISBN
9781429924825
Subtopic
Literary Biographies

Table of contents

  1. Cover
  2. Title Page
  3. Dedication
  4. table of contents
  5. Introduction
  6. 1 Ruff Love
  7. 2 Thoughts About My First Agentā€™s Girlfriendā€™s Vagina
  8. 3 The Sweetest Moments in Geek History! Of All Time!
  9. 4 Star Wars Can Totally Help You in Life
  10. 5 Random True Story #1
  11. 6 Sex: What You Can Do to Help Yourself Have More of It
  12. 7 My Fans Ruleā€”And Are Really Good Artists, Too
  13. 8 The First Rule of Kindergarten Is That You Have to Bribe Kids to Let Them Play with You
  14. 9 My Dinner with Harvardā€™s Finest
  15. 10 The Ten Major Points of Olivia Munnā€™s 2024 Presidential Campaign Platform
  16. 11 What to Do When The Robots Invade (Yes, When!)
  17. 12 Muscle Relaxers and Swimming Fully Clothed Donā€™t Really Go Together So Good
  18. 13 Surefire Pickup Lines For College Kids Trying to Nail Their Teachers
  19. 14 A Gallery of Great Women
  20. 15 On the Playboy Cover Shoot, Scandinavian Stylists, and Picking out Panties
  21. 16 The Time I Met the Champ
  22. 17 Dating Tips to Totally Help You Score!
  23. 18 My Worst Day Ever
  24. 19 Princess Leia Tweets Star Wars
  25. 20 Random True Story #2
  26. 21 ā€œMasturbatoryā€ Is Not Always a Metaphor In Hollywood
  27. 22 Spotting Assholes Made Easy
  28. 23 Boys Can Be Really Greatā€”And Also Really Fā€™ing Annoying
  29. 24 Hereā€™s the Part About Moving to Oklahoma, Throwing My First Party, and Fake Sleeping to Trick the Cops
  30. 25 Unfortunate E-mail Sign-Offs
  31. 26 The Day I Saw My First Antique Dildo
  32. 27 I Did It All for the Love of Pie
  33. 28 Random True Story #3
  34. 29 Why Iā€™d Rather Date a Geek
  35. 30 Suck It, Wonder Woman!
  36. 31 How to Make Love Like a Zombie
  37. 32 Location, Location, Etc
  38. 33 FAQ For a Supergeek
  39. 34 ā€œIf You Can Get Friction with That Tuba, You Deserve a 25-Year-Old Girlfriend.ā€
  40. Acknowledgments
  41. Copyright