Waiting for My Cats to Die
eBook - ePub

Waiting for My Cats to Die

A Morbid Memoir

  1. 289 pages
  2. English
  3. ePUB (mobile friendly)
  4. Available on iOS & Android
eBook - ePub

Waiting for My Cats to Die

A Morbid Memoir

About this book

When Stacy Horn--single, deeply addicted to television, and hopelessly attached to two diabetic cats--turned forty, she free-falled into a mid-life crisis. Waiting for My Cats to Die is a passionately and profoundly honest look at what happens the moment you realize--beyond a shadow of a doubt--that some day the credits will roll on your life. There are all those things you haven't done yet. There are all those things you have and wish you hadn't. In the battle against time, a frontal attack is the best strategy. Horn explores abandoned cemeteries and descends into crypts. She researches long-lost relatives, interviews the elderly, and learns all she can about the ghost haunting her apartment. No sign indicating the downward pull of things goes unnoticed. And yet life, with so much to celebrate, is irresistible. Here is a wonderful, quirky, refreshing memoir of hilarity and heartache: life at the mid-point of life.

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Table of contents

  1. Title Page
  2. Copyright Notice
  3. Table of Contents
  4. INTRODUCTION
  5. MUSIC
  6. CATS
  7. ROMANCE
  8. DEATH
  9. NOSTALGIA
  10. POLL
  11. ROMANCE
  12. CATS
  13. WORK
  14. MUSIC
  15. FANTASY
  16. BEAUTY
  17. BEATRICE RICHTER
  18. CATS
  19. DEATH
  20. FAMILY
  21. NOSTALGIA
  22. FANTASY
  23. CATS
  24. FRIENDSHIP
  25. WORK
  26. MUSIC
  27. CATS
  28. SUSANNE ROSEN
  29. DEATH
  30. MY WORK TO-DO LIST
  31. ROMANCE
  32. CATS
  33. FAMILY
  34. FANTASY
  35. DEATH
  36. WORK
  37. POLL
  38. CATS
  39. WORK
  40. POLL
  41. DEATH
  42. DEATH
  43. WORK
  44. DEATH
  45. MUSIC
  46. DEATH
  47. CATS
  48. NOSTALGIA
  49. ROMANCE
  50. DEATH
  51. MUSIC
  52. POLL
  53. CATS
  54. DEATH
  55. RICK CARRIER
  56. POLL
  57. WORK
  58. FAMILY
  59. CATS
  60. FANTASY
  61. ROMANCE
  62. DEATH
  63. CATS
  64. DEATH
  65. CATS
  66. NOSTALGIA
  67. CATS
  68. MUSIC
  69. DEATH
  70. POLL
  71. CATS
  72. WORK
  73. ROMANCE
  74. NOSTALGIA
  75. POLL
  76. CATS
  77. RUTH HUNTER
  78. WORK
  79. BEAUTY
  80. DEATH
  81. FANTASY
  82. POLL
  83. THE END
  84. ALSO BY STACY HORN
  85. ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS
  86. Copyright Page