Happy Bloody Christmas
eBook - ePub

Happy Bloody Christmas

  1. English
  2. ePUB (mobile friendly)
  3. Available on iOS & Android
eBook - ePub

Happy Bloody Christmas

About this book

Don't miss the perfect Christmas present for yourself (or for that best friend who would definitely help you hide a body…)

–––––––––––––––––––––

Anna's Christmas Eve To Do List:

1. Wrap the kids' presents?

2. Peel the potatoes ?

3. Get rid of the dead body?!

Hungover and exhausted after her family's annual party, all Anna Johnson wants for Christmas is to finish her to-do list and finally sit down with the world's biggest glass of wine.

But when she stumbles across a dead body in her larder, her plans are well and truly buggered.

A mysterious death in her home really is the last thing she needs, but with her judgemental in-laws arriving in less than twenty-four hours, turning her house into a crime scene is not an option. If she's going to save Christmas, it's up to Anna to find out what the hell's gone on. Oh – and figure out what to do with the body before one of the kids finds it.

And you thought burning the turkey was the worst that could happen…

–––––––––––––––––––––

?Not Another Bloody Christmas is out now!?

READERS LOVE HAPPY BLOODY CHRISTMAS!

'Had me in fits of laughter, tears streaming down my face!' ?????

'Will be going in everyone's stockings this Christmas!'?????

'Engaging and quirky in the very best way' ?????

'A must read for Winter 2024!' ?????

'I was absorbed from the very first page' ?????

'I have never laughed so much while reading a book!' ?????

'So fresh, exciting, funny and intelligent!' ?????

'Kept me guessing until the end!' ?????

'An absolute riotous Christmas cracker!' ?????

'Motherland meets Agatha Christie….The funniest book I have read this year!' ?????

'I would 100% recommend this book!' ?????

AUTHORS LOVE HAPPY BLOODY CHRISTMAS!

'An outrageously funny, festive romp which is as utterly wonderful as it is (Christmas) crackers!' MIKE GAYLE

'A brilliantly written, hilarious whodunnit. Smart and very, very funny.' IAN MOORE

'So funny, I'm annoyed I didn't write it!' GILL SIMS

'This hilarious, sweary, cheerful whodunnit is a full-on festive romp that will make you laugh out loud.' ADELE PARKS FOR Platinum

'The perfect present for the friend who would help you hide a body!' CHRISSIE MANBY

'Hilarious, festive and relatable. A total Christmas cracker!' FIONA LEITCH

'So good, you should sack off Christmas dinner and read this instead!' HARPER FORD

'A compulsive Christmas cake binge of a read – terrific!' J.M. HALL

'Laugh a minute? More like laugh a second!' HANNAH HENDY

'Hilarious with dollops of fun and a brilliant whodunnit!' JONATHAN WHITELAW

'A five-star triumph!' ROSIE HANNIGAN

'Chock-full of proper jokes!' ABIGAIL BURDESS

Trusted byΒ 375,005 students

Access to over 1.5 million titles for a fair monthly price.

Study more efficiently using our study tools.

Information

Publisher
Avon
Year
2024
eBook ISBN
9780008711115

Table of contents

  1. Cover
  2. Title Page
  3. Copyright
  4. Praise for Happy Bloody Christmas
  5. Dedication
  6. Contents
  7. Chapter 1
  8. Chapter 2
  9. Chapter 3
  10. Chapter 4
  11. Chapter 5
  12. Chapter 6
  13. Chapter 7
  14. Chapter 8
  15. Chapter 9
  16. Chapter 10
  17. Chapter 11
  18. Chapter 12
  19. Chapter 13
  20. Chapter 14
  21. Chapter 15
  22. Chapter 16
  23. Chapter 17
  24. Chapter 18
  25. Chapter 19
  26. Chapter 20
  27. Chapter 21
  28. Chapter 22
  29. Chapter 23
  30. Chapter 24
  31. Chapter 25
  32. Chapter 26
  33. Chapter 27
  34. Chapter 28
  35. Epilogue
  36. Acknowledgements
  37. Keep Reading …
  38. About the Author
  39. About the Publisher

Frequently asked questions

Yes, you can cancel anytime from the Subscription tab in your account settings on the Perlego website. Your subscription will stay active until the end of your current billing period. Learn how to cancel your subscription
No, books cannot be downloaded as external files, such as PDFs, for use outside of Perlego. However, you can download books within the Perlego app for offline reading on mobile or tablet. Learn how to download books offline
Perlego offers two plans: Essential and Complete
  • Essential is ideal for learners and professionals who enjoy exploring a wide range of subjects. Access the Essential Library with 800,000+ trusted titles and best-sellers across business, personal growth, and the humanities. Includes unlimited reading time and Standard Read Aloud voice.
  • Complete: Perfect for advanced learners and researchers needing full, unrestricted access. Unlock 1.5M+ books across hundreds of subjects, including academic and specialized titles. The Complete Plan also includes advanced features like Premium Read Aloud and Research Assistant.
Both plans are available with monthly, semester, or annual billing cycles.
We are an online textbook subscription service, where you can get access to an entire online library for less than the price of a single book per month. With over 1.5 million books across 990+ topics, we’ve got you covered! Learn about our mission
Look out for the read-aloud symbol on your next book to see if you can listen to it. The read-aloud tool reads text aloud for you, highlighting the text as it is being read. You can pause it, speed it up and slow it down. Learn more about Read Aloud
Yes! You can use the Perlego app on both iOS and Android devices to read anytime, anywhere β€” even offline. Perfect for commutes or when you’re on the go.
Please note we cannot support devices running on iOS 13 and Android 7 or earlier. Learn more about using the app
Yes, you can access Happy Bloody Christmas by Jo Middleton in PDF and/or ePUB format, as well as other popular books in Literature & Crime & Mystery Literature. We have over 1.5 million books available in our catalogue for you to explore.