The Babylon Bee Guide to the Apocalypse
eBook - ePub

The Babylon Bee Guide to the Apocalypse

  1. 248 pages
  2. English
  3. ePUB (mobile friendly)
  4. Available on iOS & Android
eBook - ePub

The Babylon Bee Guide to the Apocalypse

About this book

From the satirical minds behind the viral sensation The Babylon Bee comes the latest installment of its guide series that will teach you how to survive every potential end-times situation, from the coming communist takeover to the rise of artificial intelligence-powered death robots. The apocalypse is nigh! With the imminent threat of climate change, alien invasion, zombie attacks, dangerous MAGA terrorists, and countless other possible scenarios, the world could literally end before you finish reading this sentence. Oh, good—looks like it didn't. But that doesn't mean you're safe. In The Babylon BeeGuide to the Apocalypse, the writers of trusted fake news site The Babylon Bee teach you how to survive in every potential end-times situation, from the coming communist takeover to the rise of artificial intelligence-powered death robots. It's the only way to be prepared! This book includes literally everything you need to prep for the apocalypse including the following:

  • Handy attack moves to fight off zombies, commies, and other brainless monsters
  • Easy bunker construction guides so you can get started building your own apocalypse safe space today
  • Interior decorating tips that will wow any guests into your 50-story underground nuclear silo
  • Weapon assembly DIY guides on how to put together the very best tools for fighting off all kinds of post-apocalyptic horrors
  • Reports from the multiverse where we have a reporter on the ground telling you how the world ends in every possible universe
  • Attractive infographics and charts on every page that even YOU can understand
  • Helpful financial tips for what kind of currency and precious metals to hoard for the end of the world
  • Funny stick figures

While other books just tell you that we're doomed and the collapse of Western Civilization is imminent, only The Babylon BeeGuide to the Apocalypse gives you the tools you need to survive it. If you don't buy a copy, it's not like it's the end of the world. OH WAIT—IT IS.

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Information

Publisher
Skyhorse Publishing
Year
2024
eBook ISBN
9781510781573
Edition
0
Subtopic
Religion

Table of contents

  1. Front Cover
  2. Half-Title Page
  3. Title Page
  4. Copyright Page
  5. Dedication
  6. Contents
  7. INTRODUCTION: Civilization Has Collapsed: Are You Prepared?
  8. CHAPTER 1: Building an Awesome Survival Bunker
  9. CHAPTER 2: The Climate Crisis
  10. CHAPTER 3: The Rapidly Approaching Commie Revolution
  11. CHAPTER 4: The Great MAGA Insurrection
  12. CHAPTER 5: The Rise of the Zombies
  13. CHAPTER 6: Artificial Intelligence
  14. CHAPTER 7: The Imminent Alien Invasion
  15. CHAPTER 8: Pandemic
  16. CHAPTER 9: The Rapture
  17. CHAPTER 10: Sweet Fighting Moves for Ultimate Survival
  18. CHAPTER 11: Rebuilding Civilization from the Ashes
  19. CHAPTER 12: Glossary of Apocalypses
  20. AFTERWORD: A Final Word
  21. About the Authors
  22. About the Artists
  23. Acknowledgments