Bah! Humbug! It's that time of year again….Time to spend too much, drink too much, eat too much, smile falsely, dig down deep to try and find "good cheer, " battle crowds, try to find parking in over-crowded lots, ignore surly clerks, bartenders, waiters, valets, and parking lot attendants, all in the pursuit of that moment of happiness known throughout the world as…dun, dun, dun: the Holidays. Has there ever been a time more suited to tapping into snark? With commentary, jokes, and quotes regarding Thanksgiving, Christmas, Hanukkah, Kwanza, New Year's; on bad presents, worse in-laws, horrible children, and much more glorious excess. Enjoy such rotten sugar plums as: • "Santa Claus has the right idea. Visit people once a year."—Victor Borge
• "If someone screws up on their gift, there are seven more days to correct it...No awkward explanations of virgin birth...No Irving Berlin songs."—Among the Top Ten Reasons to Love Hanukkah
• "What I don't like about office Christmas parties is looking for a job the next day."—Phyllis Diller The Snark Handbook: Christmas Edition is destined to be a holiday classic.
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The Snark Handbook: Christmas Edition
Sarcasm, Bitterness, and the Holiday Season
- 176 pages
- English
- ePUB (mobile friendly)
- Available on iOS & Android
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Table of contents
- FRONT COVER
- HALF-TITLE PAGE
- TITLE PAGE
- COPYRIGHT PAGE
- CONTENTS
- PREFACE
- INTRODUCTION
- MERRIMENT (MARKETING)
- TRADITIONS (SPIRIT)
- FAMILY (HELL)
- THE OFFICE (WORK)
- SYMBOLS (SANTA)
- A SNARKY NIGHT BEFORE CHRISTMAS
- LIBATIONS (ALCOHOL)
- NOURISHMENT (FOOD)
- RECOVERY (HANGOVER)
- IN CONCLUSION
- ACKNOWLEDGMENTS