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Snarky As F*ck
A Sassy, Irreverant Guide for Dealing with People's Bullsh*t
- 336 pages
- English
- ePUB (mobile friendly)
- Available on iOS & Android
eBook - ePub
About this book
Learn how to become the most glorious a**shole the world has ever seen.
Are you tired of everyone’s bullsh*t? Responding to their dumba** questions? Making boring small talk and offering robotic replies? Can’t take one more monotonous, people-pleasing conversation with a distant family member or a friend’s friend?
If you have no f*cks left to give and want to dish out some serious snark, grab a copy Snarky as F*ck, the premiere guide to all things sarcastic and sardonic.
Explore topics such as:
Hear wit, sarcasm, and offhanded comments from masters like Dorothy Parker, Groucho Marx, H. L. Mencken, Oscar Wilde, Robert Benchley, George Bernard Shaw, Jules Feiffer, Bill Hicks, Bill Maher, Phyllis Diller, Édith Piaf, W. C. Fields, Mark Twain, Voltaire, Charles Bukowski, to name a few.
This lofty tome promises to fulfill the need to chuckle, guffaw, titter, groan, and belly laugh as readers dip in and out of the great minds in literature, comedy, movies, music, and more. Proceed with caution, but know you’ll come out the other side one snarky motherf*cker, ready to take on the world, one idiot at a time.
Are you tired of everyone’s bullsh*t? Responding to their dumba** questions? Making boring small talk and offering robotic replies? Can’t take one more monotonous, people-pleasing conversation with a distant family member or a friend’s friend?
If you have no f*cks left to give and want to dish out some serious snark, grab a copy Snarky as F*ck, the premiere guide to all things sarcastic and sardonic.
Explore topics such as:
- Sex and Romance (Responses to D*ck Pics, Mansplaining, and More)
- Geography (Snarkiest States in the US!)
- 21st Century Snark (Curse Word Definitions, Inspirational Bullsh*t, etc.)
- In the Workplace (Snarky Replies, Sotto Voce Things to Say to Your Boss)
- Family, Friends, and other Influencers (Greeting Cards for Bastards, and Insults for Around the Dinner Table!)
- Movies, Television, and Music (“I’m clapping because it’s finished, not because I like it.”)
- Politics and Government (Presidential Insults and Your New Favorite Game: Match the Scandal!)
- In the News (Florida Man, Karen and Brad, Idiots on Wheels, et al)
Hear wit, sarcasm, and offhanded comments from masters like Dorothy Parker, Groucho Marx, H. L. Mencken, Oscar Wilde, Robert Benchley, George Bernard Shaw, Jules Feiffer, Bill Hicks, Bill Maher, Phyllis Diller, Édith Piaf, W. C. Fields, Mark Twain, Voltaire, Charles Bukowski, to name a few.
This lofty tome promises to fulfill the need to chuckle, guffaw, titter, groan, and belly laugh as readers dip in and out of the great minds in literature, comedy, movies, music, and more. Proceed with caution, but know you’ll come out the other side one snarky motherf*cker, ready to take on the world, one idiot at a time.
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eBook ISBN
9781510778870Edition
0Table of contents
- Frront Cover
- Half-Title Page
- Title Page
- Copyright Page
- Contents
- INTRODUCTION: PUNCHING PEOPLE IN THE FACE WITH YOUR WORDS
- CHAPTER ONE: SEX(TING) AND (ONLINE) ROMANCE
- CHAPTER TWO: WHERE YOU AT?: SNARKY GEOGRAPHY
- CHAPTER THREE: THAT’S ENTERTAINMENT?!
- CHAPTER FOUR: FAMILY, FRIENDS, AND OTHER INFLUENCERS
- CHAPTER FIVE: HOLIDAY FUN
- CHAPTER SIX: GEN ZZZZ …
- CHAPTER SEVEN: WEAK WORK … I MEAN, WORK WEEK
- CHAPTER EIGHT: SNARKY SPORTS
- CHAPTER NINE: CHURCH AND SNARK
- CHAPTER TEN: THE STATE OF SNARK (POLITICS)
- CHAPTER ELEVEN: THE SNARK HALL OF FAME
- CONCLUSION