Community Klepto
eBook - ePub

Community Klepto

A Novel

  1. 231 pages
  2. English
  3. ePUB (mobile friendly)
  4. Available on iOS & Android
eBook - ePub

Community Klepto

A Novel

About this book

Ann Josephson is a twenty-five-year-old sociopath whose compulsive kleptomania manifests itself in the most unlikely of places: the community center where she works out every day. The walls of the community center insulate her from the terrors of the outside world, which include her freelance work as a graphic artist; her socialite parents, who pay the better part of her living expenses; her therapist, who devotedly punches the clock; and the dark void of romantic relationships.

As Ann battles the inner demons that plague her millennial psyche, she must also battle the fiends that plague her at the gym: the loudly grunting beefcake who can’t be bothered to drop his weights at a reasonable volume, the naked old lady in the locker room using a towel as butt floss, the housewife in yoga pants that obviate the need for yoga wheeling her double stroller up and down the indoor track. Set in suburban Kansas City in the early 2010s, Community Klepto—a droll combination of Bridget Jones’ Diary and Choke—makes incarnate the characters and shenanigans that go on in every gym in the world.

Information

Publisher
She Writes Press
Year
2022
eBook ISBN
9781647423742
Subtopic
Literature General

Table of contents

  1. Cover
  2. Title Page
  3. Copyright
  4. Dedication
  5. Chapter 1. Gymbos
  6. Chapter 2. The Seagulls and the Resolutionaries
  7. Chapter 3. Skinny Bitch
  8. Chapter 4. Bluecifer
  9. Chapter 5. CDO
  10. Chapter 6. Average Joe
  11. Chapter 7. Gunther the Grunter
  12. Chapter 8. Burpee Beyoncé
  13. Chapter 9. Voodoo Woman
  14. Chapter 10. Hairache
  15. Chapter 11. Gladyses
  16. Chapter 12. Hostess Barbie
  17. Chapter 13. Penny Pinterest
  18. Chapter 14. Affirmation Annie
  19. Chapter 15. Two Decimal Points Jeanette
  20. Chapter 16. Personal Faker
  21. Chapter 17. Debbie Downward Dog
  22. Chapter 18. Goliath and the Cobra Kai-Clops
  23. Chapter 19. SPROTS
  24. Chapter 20. Lulu Lemonade
  25. Chapter 21. Felicia
  26. Chapter 22. Blouse
  27. Chapter 23. CRD
  28. Chapter 24. Bag Lady
  29. Chapter 25. Narcissus
  30. Chapter 26. Bro Dawg Dude Bro
  31. Chapter 27. The Five DS of Dodgeball
  32. Chapter 28. Mac Attack
  33. Chapter 29. Earl Grey
  34. Epilogue: Redemption Thong
  35. Acknowledgments
  36. About the Author

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