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- English
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About this book
Martha Bolton's observations about life and growing older nail what everyone feels but can't express. "Who Put All This Sand in My Hourglass Figure," "When I Am Old I Shall Be Purple," and "Allow Me to Repeat Myself...Again" are just a few of the topics her fans--both new and old--will be laughing at as they nod in agreement. To complete her memorable recipe, Martha mixes in an ample sampling of poignant, touching stories, reminding readers what life is about and what is truly important.
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Publisher
Bethany House PublisherseBook ISBN
9781441211095
Year
2004Table of contents
- Cover Page
- Title Page
- Copyright Page
- Table of Contents
- 1. Cooking With Hot Flashes
- 2. Take Our Money . . . Please
- 3. Exercising Our Prerogative
- 4. I Left My Chin in Ol’ Zimbabwe
- 5. They’re Out to Rule the World
- 6. The Fountain of Youth Uncovered
- 7. The Ultimate Word on Aging
- 8. Another Fine Mess
- 9. Brain-Aerobics
- 10. Ten Things You Don’t Realize Until Middle Age
- 11. It’s Not Just the Economy That’s Sagging
- 12. The Sandman Cometh . . . But He Delayeth
- 13. Not by a Hair on My Chinny Chin Chin
- 14. Bumper Stickers for Middle-Agers
- 15. Speak Now or Forever Hold Your Peace
- 16. I Am Not Hungry, I Am Not Hungry, I Am Not Hungry
- 17. The Raven-ing
- 18. The Super Senior Bowl
- 19. Classic Tunes Updated for Aging Baby Boomers
- 20. High-Fiving Thighs
- 21. Going Through the Changes
- 22. Suggested Movies for Middle-Agers
- 23. When I’m an Old Lady
- 24. Striking It Rich
- 25. Broadway for Middle-Agers
- 26. All Puffed Up
- 27. Reversal of Misfortune
- 28. The Rise and Fall of Cellulite
- 29. Until
- 30. Picture This
- 31. Geritol Gangsters
- 32. Laugh Lines
- 33. Ten Commandments for Aging
- 34. Will Work for Respect
- 35. The Comb-Over Conspiracy
- 36. Pistol-Packing Gramma
- 37. Pleasin’ the World
- 38. Excuse Us
- 39. First Impressions
- 40. Dream a Little Dream
- 41. Ten Things I Knew I Would Never Forget
- 42. For He Was a Jolly Good Fellow
- 43. I Hear Ya
- 44. Outgrowing Fun
- 45. Ten Things to Do the Day You Retire
- 46. Another Way to Look at It
- 47. Advantages to Aging
- 48. Bookkeeping 101
- 49. Caretakers
- 50. Sending My Regrets
- 51. Things You Might Have Been Looking For
- 52. Survivor
- 53. What Was That?
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