Sand in My Sandwich

And Other Motherhood Messes I'm Learning to Love

Sarah Parshall Perry

• Publisher: Revell
• eBook ISBN:
  9781441223081
• Year: 2015

You know that thing when you're in Walmart at noon before you discover you haven't brushed your teeth? Sarah Parshall Perry gets that. She also gets weird things showing up in her bed, her daughter asking for war paint, and her son crawling into a giant blue sock on Christmas morning. Mainly, she gets that conflicted feeling of finding her kids hanging out in the dogs' cages and happily realizing they have stopped getting into trouble for a minute.

According to Perry, "The hardest stuff is the quickest way to God," and readers get to watch the systematic destruction of her carefully planned life, laughing at her missteps, aching at her tragedies, and recognizing themselves along the way. A mother of three children, two of whom are on the autism spectrum, she has experienced plenty of ups and downs, but from the chaos of her "ordinary" life she pulls the universal truths of motherhood, addressing them with humor, poignancy, and a naked honesty that will make the reader think, That sounds a lot like my crazy life. Perry helps mothers realize they aren't alone, even if they've fallen off the straight and narrow of their intended path and are instead lying in the ditch next to it. Life's a mess. But as Perry reminds us, it's all for a purpose. 

Perfect for mothers, this book will encourage, inspire, and enlighten.

Table of contents

• Cover
• Title Page
• Copyright Page
• Endorsements
• Dedication
• Contents
• Acknowledgments
• 1. The Beginning of the End
• 2. Angst and the Type A
• 3. There Must Be Some Mistake
• 4. Sibling Misery
• 5. I Get Paid for This, Right?
• 6. Sandy Sandwiches, or How to Be Embarrassed in Public without Even Trying
• 7. Fortune Favors Anyone but Me
• 8. Leaning Towers and Other Structural Improbabilities
• 9. Mind Control and Major Mom
• 10. Exit Strategy
• Notes
• About the Author
• Back Ads
• Back Cover