How to be a Bad Botanist
eBook - ePub

How to be a Bad Botanist

  1. 224 pages
  2. English
  3. ePUB (mobile friendly)
  4. Available on iOS & Android
eBook - ePub

How to be a Bad Botanist

About this book

Chosen by WATERSTONES as one of their BEST NATURE WRITING BOOKS of 2024

Can you tell a tomato from a grape? Lawn from an oak tree? Then congratulations - you are a botanist. 

Self-confessed bad birdwatcher Simon Barnes thought he knew nothing about plants. He didn't object to them: trees are interesting, because birds perch in them; plants are useful as they create habitats and birds live in habitats. But while admiring the tenacity of some sea kale and yellow-horned poppy to thrive on an inhospitable shingle beach, he was struck by a truth - it all begins with plants. 

In this funny and inspiring book, Simon Barnes tells the story of a lifelong relationship with plants, and the realisation of the fact. Taking us from thinking ourselves ignorant about plants, to gently starting to observe seasons, patterns and places, Barnes guides us on a journey to better observing the beauty and diversity of the natural world. 

Both a primer on how to appreciate the plants around us and an exploration on how they make our external and interior worlds, How to be a Bad Botanist opens our eyes to the wonders  around us. Plants are everywhere, in every part of your life, and you know more than you think.
 

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Table of contents

  1. Cover
  2. Title Page
  3. Dedication
  4. Epigraph
  5. Chapter 1: The Bombshell
  6. Chapter 2: You’re Better than You Thought
  7. Chapter 3: How to Eat the Sun
  8. Chapter 4: The Case of the Bad Botanist
  9. Chapter 5: What Do You Mean, Flower?
  10. Chapter 6: The Entangled Bank, Part 1
  11. Chapter 7: What’s in a Name?
  12. Chapter 8: Tutti Frutti
  13. Chapter 9: The Entangled Bank, Part 2
  14. Chapter 10: Seed Dispersal
  15. Chapter 11: Branch Manager
  16. Chapter 12: The Entangled Bank, Part 3
  17. Chapter 13: What Do You Mean, Tree?
  18. Chapter 14: Why Your Garden Is Not an Oakwood
  19. Chapter 15: The Entangled Riverbank
  20. Chapter 16: Taking Control
  21. Chapter 17: More Trees
  22. Chapter 18: How Plants Began
  23. Chapter 19: The Wayside Monster
  24. Chapter 20: Naked and Unashamed
  25. Chapter 21: Naming of Parts
  26. Chapter 22: The Vampire Plants
  27. Chapter 23: The Garden of Death
  28. Chapter 24: Sex and Passion
  29. Chapter 25: Don’t Break the Bank
  30. Acknowledgements
  31. Copyright