- 200 pages
- English
- ePUB (mobile friendly)
- Available on iOS & Android
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About this book
Whether you're looking for a quick pick-me-up after a lousy day or something pleasant to pass the time while you're waiting in line, the eclectic collection The Funny Bone is just the ticket. Packed with poems, one-liners, quotes, and silly observations, this compendium of classic humor is sure to put a smile on your face.
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Table of contents
- THE FUNNY BONE
- Contents
- Axioms
- Michael Maloney's Serenade
- A Good After-Dinner Speech
- What the Statute Did Not Say
- A Lincoln Story
- Another Lincoln Story
- She Dried Up
- A Timely Answer
- That Terrible Infant
- Almost Won the Bet
- The Use of Riches
- A Prayer that was Answered
- God Bless Our Home
- An Inquisitive Boy
- Pepper-Sauce
- One Place or the Other
- "Louder!"
- A College Trick
- Any Port in a Storm
- A Very Good Investment
- The Poor
- Temperance a Hundred Years Ago
- "The — Yankees"
- The Snolligoster
- Sharpening Their Wits
- An Ill-Assorted Couple
- The Strongest Man
- Why They Married
- The Stutterers
- Alexander
- A Fool According to His Folly
- He Couldn't Catch Up
- A Sudden Rise
- "Old Hoss"
- Disturbing the Solemnity
- Technique
- Tact—And No Tact
- The Echo
- "Logic is Logic"
- Lionized
- Laughed it Out of Court
- How to Catch a Mule
- How the Young Idea Shoots
- Names for the Twins
- Extremes Meet
- A Fire Screen
- Brandied Peaches
- "Mounted?"
- "Dollars to Doughnuts"
- Two Polite and Spunky Boys
- A Cranky Couple
- So Many Bald Heads
- Wind and Water
- The Three Asses
- In the Class-Room
- Old Man Snuckles
- In Search of a Restaurant
- Literature Made Easy
- Sure Cure for Snoring
- Too Young
- A Poor Business Location
- A Tale of a Sausage
- Punishment Made Sure
- A Bashful Bridegroom
- A Kickin'
- He Warned Her
- Incorrigible
- A Dutch Conundrum
- Rough on the Deacon
- Rabbits Enough
- Colored Apostles
- Near the End of His Journey
- Boo!
- A Great Country
- Farm Accidents
- A Wonderful Climate
- He Cut it Short
- Not Good Looking
- A Flank Movement
- A Lonely Place
- The Price of a Dog
- Why the Hawkeye Man Couldn't Pay
- The Forbidden Fruit
- Keen Cutters
- Naming the Apostles
- The Rear Guard
- The Turkey was Tame
- Boomerang Stories
- A Promising Business Boy
- He Didn't Get it in the Neck
- A Hard Witness
- Impossible—But Funny
- Rural Justice
- Pure Scotch
- Why He was a Democrat
- Finally the Worm Turned
- No Water in His
- Raising Cain
- A Mean Company
- A Sure Thing
- The Logic of Grammar
- Delirious
- Millinerymania
- An Eccentric Great Man
- Left-Handed Compliments
- A Rest and a Change
- The Same Old Kind
- A Tough Goose-Yarn
- First Class
- An Awful Lot of Practice
- "Who'd 'A' Bin 'Er?"
- "In the Way They Should Go"
- "No Thoroughfare"
- The Other Eye
- Keeping a Secret
- A Sharp Reproof
- It Wouldn't Work
- On the Point of a Needle
- Getting a Wife
- The Sanctum
- Artemus Ward at the Theatre
- She Came to His Aid
- A Costly Dodge
- Couldn't Help Crying
- A Knight Errant
- Thackeray and the Oyster
- A Fast Train
- A Slow Coach
- Go to Father
- Interesting Epitaphs
- She Spoiled the Poetry
- His Part in the Play
- A Clerical Corkscrew
- The Chief End of Man
- Afternoon Teas
- Unanimous Action
- A Difference Without a Distinction
- The Shy Boarder
- A Knightly Conundrum
- A Shrewd Selection
- A Good Ear
- The Right-of-Way
- The Deacon Balked
- Protecting the Minister
- Walla Walla!
- The Wicked Parrot
- Doing the Dons
- Exeunt Omnes