Best Ever Knock-Knock Jokes for Kids

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• Publisher: Harvest House Publishers
• Year: 2010
• eBook ISBN:
  9780736937061
• Edition: 0

Bestselling author Bob Phillips (combined sales of more than 9 million copies!) has done it again. This crazy collection of knock-knock jokes will keep kids, their friends, and their parents—the whole neighborhood—chuckling for a long time to come.

Filled to the brim with hilarity and just plain silliness, this is a book every kid will want and every parent will enjoy. Laughter is only a knock-knock joke away!

Table of contents

• Cover
• Title Page
• Copyright Page
• Contents
• Who’s There?
• Stop All the Racket!
• Can Someone Get the Door?
• Please Leave Me Alone!
• Get Off My Property!
• I’m Not Home!
• I Can’t Stand the Knocking!
• If You Keep Knocking, Beware of the Dog!
• What’s That Noise?
• I’m Not Letting You In!
• All This Knocking Is Getting Old!
• Stop That Banging!
• Knock It Off!
• The Door Is Shut!
• I’m Busy!
• I’m Not Opening the Door!
• That Door Is Expensive!
• I’m Coming—Just Kidding!
• Can You Afford to Replace My Door?
• Annoy Someone Else with Your Knocking!
• Have Some Patience!
• The More You Knock, the Less I Want to Answer!
• Isn’t Your Hand Getting Tired?
• Too Many Knock-Knock Jokes!
• Other Books by Bob Phillips
• About the Author