Super Duper Knock-Knock Jokes for Kids

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• Publisher: Harvest House Publishers
• Year: 2014
• eBook ISBN:
  9780736958646
• Edition: 0

Is there anything better than a knock-knock joke? How about hundreds of them? You are going to love this collection of laugh lines stupendous enough for a super duper joker. With so many, you have plenty of humor to knock-knock some silly sense into your friends, family, and anyone else who is willing to say "who's there?"

This is good, clean fun that will entertain you and others for hours. It's perfect for those times when you are waiting after school or between activities or during a long Saturday afternoon.

Knock, Knock
Who's there?
Woo
Woo who?
Woo-who these jokes are fun! Let's have a party.

If you or your family are getting tired staring at the TV or computer screen, it's time to scream—with laughter. And this outrageous, hilarious jumble of jokes will make that happen instantly.

Table of contents

• Cover
• Title Page
• Copyright Page
• Contents
• 1. All That Knocking Is Giving Me a Headache!
• 2. Can Someone Get the Door?
• 3. Cashew See I’m Freezing Out Here?
• 4. Do You Have a Sore Hand Yet?
• 5. Don’t Kick the Door In!
• 6. Go Away!
• 7. Have Some Patience!
• 8. I Can’t Stand the Knocking!
• 9. If You Keep Knocking, I’ll Call the Police!
• 10. I’m Coming—Just Kidding!
• 11. I’m Not Home!
• 12. Just a Second!
• 13. Knock on Somebody Else’s Door!
• 14. Knock Yourself Silly!
• 15. Major Open the Door, Didn’t I!
• 16. No More Silly Visitors!
• 17. Open Up, or I’ll Huff and Puff and Blow Your House Down!
• 18. Stop All the Pounding!
• 19. That’s a Striking Noise!
• 20. The More You Knock, the Less I Want to Answer!
• 21. Three More Strikes, and You’re Out!
• 22. Use the Doorbell!